My Brain Has Been Singing This Non-stop, So I Had To Do Something With It.

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

he's a landlord. he's a childhood cancer survivor. he's an accused terrorist. he's my special princess.

I hate having banger fanfic ideas. What do you expect me to do? Write them down????????????

hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with

"not a person on this planet who can do this job like you." i mean true i haven't seen anyone else tell a caller to kill themselves

you know what? fuck it.

how DARE THEY start this season with FUCKING BEES

ALL OF US BEING LIKE YEAH THEY PROBABLY RAN OUT OF IDEAS

SPOILER ALERT

THEY DIDN’T

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

not enough people talk about bobby and cas. bobby was like “ughhh now i have to adopt my adopted son’s gay boyfriend” and then he did so with pride

the IT girls of 911