Anyone Else An Ardent Fan Of This Abc Drama That Has Been Waiting For Buck & Eddie (or "buddie) To Become

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

made it all the way to march 2025

A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

the reason bobby is gonna wake up in his coffin is cause Brad is gonna go full saltburn on his grave

ngl the baron got the best ending in wwdits

he went from the angriest man in the world miserable because he couldnt have a family to a loving husband, father, and dog owner while still retaining the respect of his peers (through violence)

the Ghosts all gathering around to watch Mike die in the house (he's very old, it's cool) excited to maybe finally get to talk to him but once he's dead he just kinda looks around at them like 'oohhh... okay!!' and immediately moves on. fully satisfied with his life.

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say