If I’m Ever Brutally Murdered And Everyone Feels Like They Need To Do Something Productive In My Memory,

Helena was only on my screen for a minute and she already pissed me off

he's a landlord. he's a childhood cancer survivor. he's an accused terrorist. he's my special princess.

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

owlstiel ! inspired by this post

oh worm?

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

the reason bobby is gonna wake up in his coffin is cause Brad is gonna go full saltburn on his grave

for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

sorry but i need them to resurrect bobby so the 118 can respond to call and father brian be there. bc i want him to have the "you all work together???" moment