The Way Hes Gonna Bail On This Fire Captain In A Month Because His Wife (buck) Needs Him Back In LA

i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

pepa saying she's happy someone is finally using eddiechris' kitchen to cook. pepa in s6 not wanting eddie to be alone. this was her seal of approval.

here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

What the fuck 9-1-1?? What do you MEAN Chim has Super Ebola and Hen has a collapsed lung and Ravi’s gonna be arrested by the army for domestic terrorism and Eddie Diaz is an Uber driver

the chain by fleetwood mac. You agree

the way this show makes me physically do the Pikachu face I'm not even kidding I be watching like this

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior