#Crashed The Fuck Out

what if you were in an AIR VENT and on the phone with YOUR WIFE and then there was an EXPLOSION and your BEST FRIEND is INJURED and you LOSE YOUR MASK and get exposed to AN EXTREMELY DEADLY VIRUS

hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with

House x Supernatural crossover where there's a patient in the hospital and house and his team r determined to solve it while Dean and Sam keep sneaking in and trying to figure out what supernatural thing it is. House hits Dean on the head with his cane and Foreman and Sam bond. The patient turns out to be a combo of both and Wilson and Cass talk about their dumb bfs

when the period cramps start hitting so bad you have to pretend that you're on a barricade in 19th century france bleeding out from a wound dying in the hands of an unrequited lover

i make myself laugh

rb to have a super gay 2023

Maddie regaining her voice for her kid -> Eddie eventually regaining his voice and sense of self for Chris again

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

:)