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Gameshow Time

Yao: Hello and welcome to our favorite game show: Is He Good Enough For Him (Probably Not)! Today we have Alfred with us who just introduced his new bae to his family at home! Alfred: Hi I'm Alfred and I've been friends with Ivan for months and we just made things official! My family knows him so I'm just wondering what they think of him. Yao: Well you've come to the right show! Now let's look at our contestants today: We have Francis, Matthew and Arthur! Alfred are you ready? Alfred: Yes I am! Here's question number one, what is the noise you guys collectively made when I walked into the house and announced Ivan as my boyfriend: A. "oooh" B. "ehhhhh" C. "ughh" Arthur: B. ehhh. Yao: And ding ding ding, that's correct! Alfred: I didn't know that "ehhh" was you guys' reaction to Ivan being my boyfriend. [guilty silence] Matthew: W-Well that was before we got to know him! Arthur: Yeah now it's more of an “UGHHH" Alfred: What? Arthur: I said what I said. Yao: Alright I'm checking my watch and it looks like it's time for our new segment: Who Said That? Alfred you're gonna read each of the statements on that card and match them to your friends or relatives or whatever they are to you. Alfred: Okay, when asked do you like Alfred's boyfriend the following answers were given: A. "If he's happy then I'm happy, if he likes him then I like him" B. "I don't think I've gotten to know how him well enough to say if I like him or not, though I was kinda turned off when he made that 9/11 joke at dinner." C. "I hate him." Arthur: I'll give you a clue I'm the one who hates him! Yao: That wasn't really a clue, you kinda just gave him the answer. Alfred: Why do you hate him?

Arthur: Because, you git! He's a psychopath who probably abuses people in his spare time! Francis, strained voice: Arthur, we're on television.. Arthur: I know! I HOPE YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, IVAN! Matthew: For the record I'll support you no matter what. You could do cocaine off a gas station toilet seat and I'd still be cheering you on. Alfred: Aw thanks Mattie! Yao: OKAY let's move on please, Alfred read the third question. Alfred: Okay, so which one of these do you think is my type: A. Introvert who is really polite and looks innocent when he's really not B. A try hard cutie who's stressed all the time but has a good heart C. Creepy psychos with murderous tendencies. Arthur: C. Matthew: C. Francis: C. Alfred: Seriously!? Francis: Sweetheart I'm sorry but all the people you date are either batsh*t feral or eerily calm, and either way they're ALWAYS in the mood to kill someone. Arthur: Even your anime kins are psychotic. Like come on, who even likes Toga Himiko? Matthew: Yeah I have to agree. Natalya wasn’t good candidate. Arthur: Natalya literally tried to KILL you, Alfred. Alfred: I don't know why you guys are so quick to judge, you don't know him like I do! He's actually a very sweet guy! Francis: I hate to keep bringing this up but he did say that 9/11 joke. Alfred: THAT WAS ONE TIME. Francis: I would argue that's still too many. Arthur: You know he's just gonna hurt you in the end! Yao: Uhhh I think it's time for the next questi- Arthur: AND I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE! Francis: Arthur this is a family friendly program! Matthew: I think what Arthur's trying to say is- Arthur: You're making bad choices. You date questionable people, you don't even use protection! Francis: Ooooh. Matthew: Um we're on live tv in case you all forgo- Alfred: Who are you, my dad!? Arthur: You know what? I hope you get STD, so it will teach you a lesson! Yao: ANDDDD WE'RE BREAKING TO COMMERCIAL AND NEVER COMING BACK.

Day 5 featuring mama noot!

They look so happy together...

Don't mind Ccino suffering in the back-

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I’ve been very very VERY tempted to ship this. Don’t get me wrong, I love Nedcan and Prumano, but in my eyes Gilbert is a lot like Alfred and Matthew loves Alfred (as a brother) so I think they would go together well. But then multiple things push up like but then who would Lovino and Ned be with? Wouldn’t it be awkward if Francis’ best friend was dating his “son”? There’s not much evidence for them too, and I’d also have to go around rotating my ships so that Lovino and Ned have someone too because there is no way anyone is going to single in my AU, and the main reason why Matthew gets into fights with Alfred is because he’s too selfish, loud and arrogant, which is how Gilbert comes off to be so they would probably fight about that too, and Gilbert used to be Alfred's super strict teacher and Ivan's bully so how awkward would that even be? But then, the parallelism between RusAme and PruCan would be cute; A tall, introverted, winter guy who knits and a short, loud, arrogant and stupid guy. It’s both of them. I would ship, but it’d be too much of a hassle. I agree, it’s more of a “what if they were together?” ship.

If you don't mind me asking, why do people ship PruCan?

It’s the opposites attract dynamic that makes them really cute! Loud obnoxious asshole(I say this endearingly) and quiet easily overlooked shy dude. This is more of a “what if” ship than an “I totally see it!” ship.

Our twenty-six year old feud ends now.

F I G H T  M E.

Hello! sorry for the bothering! May I can I repost your rusame art on Xiaohongshu=rednote?(If you can’t, that’s okay!）bec Chinese people ABSOLUTELY LOVE that ship!! THANKS🌟💓

YES OFC just with credit pls🙏