DEMOCAT

Dustin: If I didn't know better, Mike, I'd say you were scared.

Mike: Heh, scared?

absolute silence

Mike: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

Dustin: i need advice

Steve: with what?

Dustin: with love. how did you know you were in love with Eddie?

Steve: …

Steve: i’m in love with Eddie?

Robin: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Eddie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Steve walks in*

Eddie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

I don't think I need to say anything, but the disguste I feel is enough

I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOU ARE A BYLER OR MILEVEN SHIPPER YOU BETTER BE ANGRY AT THIS SHIT

I was scrolling through the anti byler tag just to see what was there for fun. I did next expect to be so distributed and pissed off. This was only 5 minutes of scrolling.

Within the 5 minutes I scrolled through that tag, i was able to find so much homophobia. I mean whether you ship byler or mileven, you should all feel so upset by this shit. This is homophobia. Queer people are still being killed for who they are, and shit like this is why.

If you are homophobic, racist, ableist, sexist, or any other hateful group, you don’t belong in the stranger things fandom. Literally you are the people who are the bad guys on the show.

Fuck off.

Steve: I'm pansexual and confused.

Steve: Not about being pansexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.

Perfect example

no but can you imagine eddie meeting this steve

homie would not survive

or he would kiss him. my money's on they would kiss

Finney, in a crowd and can't find robin: this calls for drastic measures

Finney, cups his hands around his mouth: FINNEY SUCKS

Vance: *from across the street* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

Finney: wait what

Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.

Finney: …McLovin.

Grabber: …McLovin?

Finney: Yeah.

Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.

Finney: I had to pick on the spot!

Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?

Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.

Grabber:

Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!

Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!

Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?

Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?

Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!

Finney: Fuck you!

Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Finney: No, I am McLovin.

Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!

Paul: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

David: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Amber: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Dwayne: What was the color called before then?

Marko: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

Eddie, banging his homework on the table out of frustration:

Steve: Hey, stop that! How would you like it if I banged you on the table?

Steve:

Eddie:

Steve: I am going to go die now, bye…

Eddie:"starts smirking"