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Pirate Terms and Phrases
-> Pirate Lingo
-> A Pirate's Glossary
Batten Down The Hatches - tie everything down and put stuff away for a coming storm.
Brig - a prison on a ship.
Bring a Spring Upon 'er - turn the ship in a different direction
Broadside - the most vulnerable angle of a ship that runs the length of the boat.
Cutlass - a thick, heavy and rather short sword blade.
Dance with Jack Ketch - to hang; death at the hands of the law (Jack Ketch was a famed English executioner).
Davy Jones's Locker - a mythical place at the bottom of the ocean where drowned sailors are said to go.
Dead Men Tell No Tales - the reason given for leaving no survivors.
Flogging - severe beating of a person.
Gangplank - removable ramp between the pier and ship.
Give No Quarter - show no mercy.
Jack - flag flown at the front of the ship to show nationality.
Jolly Roger - black pirate flag with a white skull and crossbones.
Keelhaul - a punishment where someone is dragged under the ship. They are cut by the planks and barnacles on the bottom of the ship.
Landlubber - an inexperienced or clumsy person who doesn't have any sailing skills.
Letters of Marque - government-issued letters allowing privateers the right to piracy of another ship during wartime.
Man-O-War - a pirate ship that is decked out and prepared for battle.
Maroon - to leave someone stranded on a. deserted island with no supplies, typically a punishment for any crew members who disrespected the captain.
Mutiny - a situation in which the crew chooses a new captain, sometimes by forcibly removing the old one.
No Prey, No Pay - a common pirate law that meant crew members were not paid, but rather received a share of whatever loot was taken.
Old Salt - experienced pirate or sailor.
Pillage - to steal/rob a place using violence.
Powder Monkeys - men that performed the most dangerous work on the ship. They were treated harshly, rarely paid, and were expendable.
Privateer - government-appointed pirates.
Run A Shot Across the Bow - fire a warning shot at another boat's Captain.
Scurvy - a disease caused by Vitamin C Deficiency.
Sea Legs - when a sailor adjusts his balance from riding on a boat for a long time.
Strike Colors - lower a ship's flag to indicate surrender.
Weigh Anchor and Hoist the Mizzen - an order to the crew to pull up the anchor and get the ship sailing.
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sinclair is not gonna make it out alive
個人的な解釈です
Do I look like him?
“average sinner has 2 levels of reincarnation themes" factoid is actualy just statistical error. average sinner has no themes of reincarnation. Reincarnation Quixote, who lives in lighthouse & gains a new reincarnation motif every day is an outlier adn should not have been counted
peak hater behavior
[ID: A Scum Villain meme redraw of Shen Qingqiu in a Tiktok. He's shown standing on a porch and about to hurl a book through the air, captioned "When it's clear the author should've went to therapy instead of writing a book. His profile picture is official art of Shang Qinghua with a "no" symbol over him. End ID]
these creatures mean everything to me
i thought so too LMAO
How Animals Eat Their Food
A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.
And shes dieing in the corner.
if i could turn into an eel. well that'd be ideal.
size of the donut hole through the years (Via keepfilming)
tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.
“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”
The Mermaid (2016).
there is so much love in friendship, people forget that
sitcom about living with a wizard
A short thing about “weird triggers” inspired by this that I’ll end up deleting later honestly-
You can reblog this but like... don’t fuck around??? I won’t hesitate with the block button on this I swear to fuck I won’t.
the reason why ao3 is superior in every way to wattpad is that you know EXACTLY what you’re getting yourself into through the the tags. with wattpad you’re just straight up going in blind and don’t even know how many words it is ??? tf??
millennial depression:
vs
gen z depression:
I highly reccomend falling in love with yourself & romanticizing your own body
ok but this hoe y/n is living her best life in all these fics. can I be her