me the boys (my past versions)
Wake up, Stanley! It’s me, The Narrator! /ref
I have a grand total of three whole AUs in mind for tsp, but if im being completely honest and open, im too lazy and drained to work on any of them.
The Narrator be like
Stannarrator is not that easy. I love the cute and sweet stannarrator, and I like to think that they end up like that after a while (with a seemingly infinite amount of time, a lot can happen, including them fixing their shit and getting over their wussy problems like adults). However, there is no way in hell that it gets to that point easily. There’s bound to be problems.
This might be a little dark but this just plopped into my brain and I’m curious to see peoples answers.
The three Scarabs.
We got the silly, the brain, and the natural.
HELEOYSJFJSGJ casually splitting the bug scarabs into three categories
aggressively growls and pisses fish people while griddying my way to you
WHO ARE YOU WHY IS EVERYONE PRODUCING FISH I JUST WOKE UP WHAT
GET AWAY FROM MEEEE BACK, BACK I SAY
I hate him so much. He’s paying for my medical bills.
I’m physically ill bc of this season.
(affectionate)
(kind of)
Neil, you’re beautiful BASTARD
you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.