Stop Comparing Yourself To Others That Shit Will Kill You

for some reason ive been thinking about stan with DID recently. his alters would basically be based on all of his fake identities throughout the years (andrew "8 ball" alcatraz, steve pineington, hal forrester, etc.) and then maybe mullet stan. i dont know enough about DID to really go into it yet but i imagine in dreamscaperers when everyone enters stan's mind they all just see a bunch of different stans telling bill off and telling him to get the fuck out of their headspace. again idk enough about DID to go into detail. but i will probably do extensive research on it because of this idea i randomly had.

i think a lot of people draw him with hair because he has hair

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(anons image) wait what when was this what episode huh?? they show multiple times that the man has no hair. in the memories he says he puts a hat on because he was losing his hair. this stage of some hair still being left is like. only shown in the memories during SotBE. I'm talking post canon.

does it look like this creature has hair. he has charlie brown sydrome he has like 4 tiny hairs on the top of his head. listen you can draw him with hair just dont try to tell me its canon (but also correct me if im wrong because im a dumbass sometimes)

i’m gonna boost this video of mine because 1. it looks cool 2. youtube destroyed the quality on it and 3. it got copyrighted so that’s. not good for reach.

here. you can have it.

old man mcgucket is the loneliest person in all of gravity falls. and it’s not by choice. i mean, he’s always walking around town and trying to talk to people, but who wants to talk to that crazy guy? he’s creepy. not even his own son wants to talk to him. people just avoid him. 30 whole years and nobody ever reached out to help him. he was probably too far gone in the first place, honestly.

with nobody to talk to, it’s not really a surprise that he builds those weird robots to cope. it’s the only way people will give him any attention, recognition, or to just look in his direction at all. nobody cares about his other inventions, but those robots get him put in the news all of the time. not to mention the fact that people only started paying attention to him after he saved us during weirdmageddon. even then, most people care more about what stan and ford did. maybe he should’ve tried harder.

now that he’s regained his mind and ford is with him, people treat him more like a human. but i think they still talk behind his back. only reason they don’t say it to his face anymore is because they’re scared of ford. ford is a hero. you don’t want to get on his bad side. just put up with the guy he’s with, even if you don’t want to. nobody really wants to. the only reason he even got on the path to recovery is because dipper thought he was the author. dipper didn’t even plan to help him at all. he just wanted to look for more information.

hes lucky to have ever been given a second chance.

if it weren’t for ford he would still be a nobody.

it probably would’ve been better that way

then everyone could continue to ignore him.

like they always have.

i am Slightly Annoyed right now

SPLEEEEEEENS!!! I LOVE SPLEENS I SAW YOU IN MY RECOMMENDED AND LOST MY BEANSTALKS! I HAVE A CAT IN REAL LIFE THAT LOOKS LIKE REAL LIFE SPLEENS! AHHH!!!

yippeee!!!

i too have a calico cat but she doesn’t look that much like spleens. i have the plush though so its good

i just realized i dont have to stress about having a sona or anything. i can literally just be spleens. like people use pre-existing fictional characters to represent themselves all of the time. i can just use spleens. why the hell not.

guys i think bill possessed me i passed out and when i woke up this was drawn on my screen /j

steal his look!!

guys im so sorry for posting angst on fiddleford friday but like... i have to talk about this can you imagine how stressful weirdmageddon was for him?? like dude. it would be like 15x as bad as during the construction of the portal. the entire town was counting on him to build this robot. not only does that include ford but probably most importantly tate. if he failed then his best friend and his kid would be trapped in stone forever, or destroyed, or whatever bill was going to do to them. and he wouldnt even get the chance to say goodbye or make up for his previous mistakes. if he was quintuple checking his equations for the portal, then imagine how many times he checked his equations when building the shack-a-tron. its also a really horrible loop because working on the thing made him stressed out about messing up, but building is also kind of his coping mechanism, so he builds to cope while stressing himself out even more. dude. give this man a hug. he should get a hug.

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