Huh? What Do You Mean Its Almost Been 2 Entire Months Since I Did An Unnecessarily Long Post About Stan

i very frequently think of the pines family cat from lost legends.

gonna see if i can drop into a barnes and noble with my dad today and search for him more specifically his book actually. then i can summon him or whatever

ok i just had a thought remember how in the journal (that i now have by the way im so excited and happy to have it oh my GO) ford said he had a picture of nikola tesla yeah what if he had that during his sea grunk era stan: [looking at a picture of the twins] man i cant wait for summer to see them again. what great kids. i wonder what they're doing right no- ford: [looking at a picture of nikola tesla, a few feet away from stan] siigh. tesla. such a great man. i could only dream of being as smart as him. i swear ill catch that anomaly for you tesla. i shall avenge your memory stan: shut the fuck up ford nobody cares

Hello hello, not to just appear randomly but I AM very interested in your interpretation of ABW Emma May 👀 if you want… to ramble…

screams. /pos

ok so basically im gonna explain the og timeline first so that i can like. define where the paths diverged into abw. emma may and fidds met when they were younger (about 1960 or so?). they were really good friends and all. fidds transitioned(1968), theyre still good cause em is supportive and all that. so now because its a boy and a girl people were like “relationship when?” and because fidds liked guys and em just. wasnt that interested in marriage in general. they were like “okay then. we can pretend we’re dating. thats fine.” so they did because they thought it would be the most simple way out of it. and then they runaway to college together (1972). fidds meets stanford, em probably kisses a few girls, idk. and then after college they got married (1977). now fidds actually wanted to have a kid. even outside of the whole religious and general societal pressures. and em was fine with that. this won’t make things complicated at all whatsoever. so they have tate. everything is going perfectly fine. 

and then that phone call happened (1980)

so fidds leaves. em is now in california with tate. fidds says he’ll be back soon. and about 2 years later is when it diverges. in the og timeline, fidds just doesnt come back. he gives a phone call, but its all cryptic and like. horrifying. so they divorce. the problem was less that he was out with stanford. that wasnt the issue. it was that he just left her behind entirely to deal with a kid that he wanted in the first place. so then they divorce. mostly to keep tate safe. even though that backfires completely and he leaves to go after fidds anyways (2002) which is an entirely different can of worms that i will also yap about if anyone wants me to.. HOWEVER. in abw, fidds calls em after the portal is called off. he has clearer communication and basically says “hey we called off the project because it was super dangerous. but i wanna stay in gravity falls with stanford and we’re gonna do really big things and have a bunch of money” so they work out a situation. em and tate move to oregon, theyre still married. they stay best friends. tate has both parents (including an extra dad lmao) and everyone is happy for the most part. em is actually pretty interested in the work that fidds and stanford do, so she visits sometimes to just watch what goes on and listen to fidds ramble on about it for a while, which is what was depicted in the fiddtober drawing. tldr; abw em doesnt divorce fidds. moves to oregon. supports him and stanford.  everyone happy. 

chat do we want a sad/maybe inconclusive(?) ending or a kinda maybe happy(?) one

going to attempt a fiddleford animation.

whether or not it happens. i don’t know. but ill try maybe

heres stan wearing a bi pride shirt my dad owns. because why not. the anatomy is jacked up and so is the heart but thats okay i guess.

this interaction but with enard and… fiddlecoral? coral mcgucket? whatever his name would be. i don’t think he’d actually be a coral thing but this interaction is so them i had to draw it anyways.

og screenshots:

pines family but they’re ENAs but now with visuals. yaayy (this took me all day yesterday)

u run the fiddleford and tate blogs don't u

oh no.

“i dont?”

“no.”