spontaneousplan

Latest Posts by spontaneousplan

They should make anyone with a Letterboxd legally have to mention it on their dating profile. These women deserve a warning that I’m gonna be insufferable

God gives his hardest battles (speaking to my coworkers) to his strongest soldiers (me who begged for this job)

Brother life is fucking someone on my bed and I am in the cuck chair. Can’t even tell who it is

“Bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-bam

The type of shit I'm on, you wouldn't understand”

Dudes acting like the pyramids must have been built by aliens. Brother have you seen a pair of scissors? Someone stuck two knives together and thought “these will cut twice as well” we’re all freaks down here