Spooky-levi-dildo - Nature Shit Yeah

Dammit

me: [cracks knuckles] let’s do some marketing

knuckles from the sonic series: ow

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This really fucks up my intellectual self esteem

A 12-year-old schoolgirl has been accepted into Mensa after discovering she is brainier than both Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.

Olivia Manning, from Liverpool, managed to get a whopping score in an IQ test of 162 - well above the 100 average.

Her score is not only two points better than genius German physicist Einstein and Professor Stephen Hawking, but puts her in the top one per cent of intelligent people in the world.

If you had these at your birthday party you were the shit. Like you'd be drowning in bitches

tonight we will be dining on my finest china

Update

I fucking hate it

Geniuses on /x/

NEW SONGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bring Me The Horizon - Throne (x)

JFC TURN ON THE AUDIO BUT TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME IF YOU HAVE HEADPHONES ON

Me as a deer

Trust in the heart of the cards, Naruto.

Luffy, of fairy tail

Naruto: *loses Sasuke in a crowded area*

Naruto: "well, this calls for desperate measures"

Naruto: "SASSSUUUUUUUUKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE"

Sasuke: *banshee screech* "NAAAAAAARRRRUUUUUUUUUUTTOOOOOOO"

Naruto: "found him"