Oh God

foods that will poison cats:

alcohol 

chocolate

caffeine

dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)

fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

tuna (when not made for cats)

xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

Ambulance in my ass

Take the title of the last song you heard and add "in my ass"

Single, ready to FORCE ANAL POUNDING

So how many of you are actually single right now?

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social experiment for tumblr :) 

HOLY MOTHERFUCKINGSHITBRICKS I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RIIIIIIIGHT NOOOOOOOOW

A creepy scene from the movie “Attack of the Titans.” 

Hehehehe..... Hehe.... Nope nope nope.... Noooooooooooooooononononono. Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope

At first glance it looks like the fields have been blanketed with snow but this ghostly white landscape in Australia is the work of millions of spiders.

As flood waters raced past the town of Wagga Wagga, in New South Wales, the spiders were forced to clamber up trees and bushes, spinning their webs as they climbed. (Source)

My absolute favorite green text ever

This kid is very agile.

Never not reblogging this.

There's nothing wrong with sex, people.

False. Hillary Clinton is insane.

now that donald trump is the actual GOP nominee this is your reminder that voting for a Democrat You Hate is still a useful harm reduction procedure that will cancel out a vote for Trump. please practice harm reduction. please, even more importantly in small/red states, vote all the way down in your local races where the margins of victory can be 100 votes or 10 votes, so your state legislature/governor/etc will be strong, if/when everything on the national level goes to hell

believe what you want about your vote not having the intended or ideal level of power, believe what you want about the electoral college or the modern role of voting in a democratic society, believe what you want about american centrism or flawed systems, but don’t let anyone tell you there’s “no difference” in the general election, please don’t let anyone tell you voting does nothing. your vote CAN and WILL protect vulnerable people and help you stand in for people whose votes are being taken away by a gutted VRA and gerrymandering 

please. please vote tuesday november 8th. please.

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