Zoomers in hell: omg the radio demon doesn't know what the lgbtq is i bet he doesn't even know he's ace.
Meanwhile alastor: why is nothing queer lavender anymore? why are we using every color except lavender? What happened to the flower language? im so confused when did we stop using it, did vox do this to fuck with me? And why do these children keep referring to me as a fighter pilot?! Is that the new word for "fairy" or "dandy"? I realize I'm a bit effeminate but I thought the red made it clear my gender expression. Fuck it I'm gonna go read some Oscar Wild or listen to Billy Stayhorn.
(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms
fuck it we ball
As a defense against predators, this fish can swallow water into its stretchy stomach to quickly grow in size, erecting the sharp spines on its skin that otherwise lie flat! The stomach of the longspined porcupinefish is extremely specialised for this purpose: it is full of folds, has additional muscles surrounding it that squeeze out the water once it's time to deflate, and lacks any digestive ability.
People should use this text embellishment more
Some Cool Facts I learned from Queer, There, and Everywhere: 27 People Who Changed the World by Sarah Prager:
Bisexuality and polyamory were the norm in Han Dynasty China, with many empowers having a female wife and an official male companion. It only ended because Emperor Ai of Han had wanted his male partner, Dong Xian, to succeed the throne.
Queer people had their in own country in Oceania from 2004-2017: The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
Abe Lincoln had a male βintimate friendβ called Joshua Fry Speed
Albert Cashier was a trans Irish immigrant who fought for the Union. His fellow soldiers from the Ninety-Fifth made sure he was buried as a man
Eleanor Roosevelt and Lorena Hickok were lovers, their correspondances shared after their deaths.
puffers sleeping in their own houses