August Looking For Wilhelm At The Party

I never realized how fatphobic the Harry Potter series is.

like Joanne.....

- Dudley Dursley

- Vernon Dursley

- Marge Dursley

- Peter Pettrigrew

- Crabbe 

- Goyle

These are all antagonists and their fatness/lack of conventional attractiveness is used to make them worse. They are bad people but fatness/obesity is shown as a negative trait to show them as bad or use them as comedic relief. 

 Vernon  “His mean little eyes now slits in his great purple face”

Dudley “His piggy little eyes fixed on the screen and his 5 chins wobbling as he ate continually” and “Very fat and hated exercise—unless of course it involved punching somebody”

Marge “She was very like uncle Vernon, large, beefy, and purple-faced, she even had a moustache, though not as bushy as his.”

Whenever they are shown as mean people, they are also shown as fat.

Peter : He is shown as less than the Marauders at Hogwarts, because compared to them, he is fat and short. Also, everytime he does something bad, JKR continually describes him as fat and grubby.

Peter sucks but his fatness is made to make him even worse and less than.

Crabbe and Goyle: Their personality traits are literally just being fat, stupid and mean.

Harry and Ron are made able to knock them out and polyjuice them by putting cupcakes infront of them, they are considered dumb fat people.

Their fatness is associated with being dumb, mean, and greedy.

All of these people are also shown as prejudice and when their close-mindedness is shown, their fatness is intertwined.

EEK!! The way his eyes went up and down twice in the last clip as he checked her out!!!! Like damnnn Ben

Alex Claremont-Diaz is the person who actually reads the terms and conditions before agreeing to them.

pov: You Live In An Old Castle With The Ghost Of The Woman You Loved.

Nora: “Well. Babe. You’ve been wanting him to dick you down forever, right?”

Alex:

Devi manisfested y'all.

I always see in Slytherin aesthetics+hc’s+tropes about not showing emotion and being cold and calculating. They are stereotyped as these unfeeling people Slytherin’s are genuinely the most emotional people in the whole series????

- Draco Malfoy literally threw tantrums and showed fear so openly??

- Snape wasn’t good, but he was mean and snarky. Not unfeeling.

- Bellatrix Lestrange literally cried, screamed, shrieked like a sociopath. She was so driven by her emotions.

- Slughorn was jolly and laughing all the time.

Slytherins are not cold and hard, they are the characters that feel so much.

I was reading a wolfstar fic and I realized...

Fanfictions are watching 2 people fall in love again and again and again. It’s 2 people finding each other in every single world. Whether it’s magical or modern or outer space or under the sea. Whether it’s soulmates or enemies to lovers or love at first sight. It’s watching 2 people reconcile and find the heart of the other again and again. It’s falling in love a million times because they will always find each other in every world.

Alex: I really do love you but I will physically fight you for that pizza slice, you understand?

Henry:

Alex: Do you understand

Henry: aggressively nods

My Deep Study On How Every Harry Potter Death Could Have Been Avoided.

Pandora Lovegood: wear safety goggles when playing with magic.

Everyone else: Dumbledore yeets Tom Riddle into the burning wardrobe.