Under All My Murderous Rage Im Really Just A Sweet Little Princess I Promise

was the trope not found family

WAS THE TROPE NOT FOUND FAMILY

WHY IS THE FAMILY DYING

a list of small iconic things from the first pjo book that i wish was included in the show:

THE PINK POODLE!!! I WANTED THE PINK POODLE SO BADLY OMG NOOO

"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Anymore stupid questions?"

...big bathtub

Percy actually chopping Crusty's head off (disadvantages of working with disney ig)

obedience school

the trio wearing stupid waterland merch after they stole it (that would have been funny to see)

the bus literally exploding

"live well percy jackson. become a true hero" (the edits would have been CRAZY; edit: maybe not anymore because of fucking tiktok 😒, they wouldve been good on insta)

the police and the news reports (AND PERCY BEING LIKE "oh my stepdad wants to thank you all soooo much, here's all his stuff for free")

sally murdering gabe with medusa's head and selling him for money (disney again i think)

i absolutley LOVED the show, dont get me wrong. these are just minor things that i wished were included but probably werent for a good reason :)

kaz about inej

"mid" wife?.....ha, ha......no such thing.

Wtf Is Wrong With Netflix

It should be a national crime to like Netflix every fucking good show it has it fucking cancels like what did shadow and bone do to you

evaluate the extent to which i give a fuck

pathological people pleaser

rweoutofthewoods

i see my self too much in this fic its actually concerning

ALAS i awake from my slumber to find that i still am plagued with the Rory Culkin, Brennan lee mulligan brain rot.

i like paranormal things in a gravity falls/paranorman kind of way not a the conjuring kinda way

i would like to hold a bacchanal (i learnt nothing from the secret history)

Do you ever think about the fact that your favourite piece of media has already been written and not by you? Does it keep you up at night too?