Spyderthedecider - Jada

he should have genetically made his daughter instead of harassing miles.

Just found out Miguel O'Hara is in fact a Geneticist instead of an Astrophysicist.

And I-

'Prodigy level' 😭😭 girl kiss my ass that means nothing

Honestly that's like that girl on TikTok who started digging a tunnel system under her suburban home only to reveal months later that she is in fact a computer engineer rather than an architectural one

but she still thinks that she's qualified to excavate tons of rock from the stone under her house despite the fact that things keep going wrong and said mine is literally filling with water at a rapid pace

Do you know that girl?

Kinda like how Miguel thinks that because he made himself genetically Spiderman he now understands all of the laws of the universe and can prove String Theory even though things keep going wrong and anamolies keep happening

This y'all leader?? You expect me to believe this mfer is educated in magnetohydrodynamics? That man can't tell an astropartical from a cosmic ray are you kidding me

but he's like no... My calculations.. the little glowing lesbian (affectionate) in my watch told me this one black kid in brooklyn broke the universe so it MUST be true also I am very smart

donna tartt: literally writes an entire 600 page book about how it can be dangerous to do things just for the aesthetic

us, already making pinterest boards: oh to be a classics student in vermont in the 80s drinking whiskey from a teacup and occasionally murdering people 

look at ayo in the back LMAO

this is the realist shit ever why cant i just be a silly little girl

live laugh love hurricanes

i like paranormal things in a gravity falls/paranorman kind of way not a the conjuring kinda way

Wtf Is Wrong With Netflix

It should be a national crime to like Netflix every fucking good show it has it fucking cancels like what did shadow and bone do to you

the doubt never leaves my mind

Yea she is my best friend but I’m not sure I’m hers

evaluate the extent to which i give a fuck