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good meowning disciples of the boop.

ready your arms (or paws) and bap with reckless abandon. teach them the meaning of *boob*

ok: batman never uses guns, nor has he ever used a gun. so in every dark dc universe where batman spontaneously decides to shoot the joker, he would have no firearm training and probably wouldn't even know where to find the safety.

why are days so short!? there's no time for god's sleepiest soldier to nap! reality is cruel and awful never mind cute bug land on me life is beautiful.

why are they called semi trucks, when they are bigger than a full truck?

whoever said that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon was the most compatible for humans was clearly just desperate to justify themselves.

first of all, they cite the fact that vaporeon is in the field egg group, a group composed of mammals. this completely ignores the fact that human-like pokemon have their own egg group, separate from the field group. humans are certainly human like, and would undoubtedly be a part of the human-like egg group.

next, they cite the size of the vaporeon (about 3ft) as being "large enough." if the goal is a perfectly compatable creature, "enough" won't cut it.

it is also noted that a vaporeon can handle roughness because of its access to... acid armor??? the description of acid armor makes it very clear that vaporeon is liquefying itself, making it impossible to interact with physically.

now, the real perfect "partner" pokemon is clearly cacturne

not only does it solve the problems listed above, but it also has access to water absorb. further more, cacturne is described in its pokedex entries as a persistence hunter. this would make it much more capable of endurance compared to vaporeon, which is likely ambush predator. it also has access to moves that could properly assist in the breeding process. endure, encore, body slam, helping hand...

cacturne is clearly the optimal choice for male human and female pokemon breeding.

a lot of people have been sharing predictions for the minecraft movie, so here's one of mine.

durring the credits, they will do a sequence recapping the movie in a style similar to the games (like the sonic movie). in this sequence, one of two things will happen. either:

1. they have the audacity to use minecraft steve, as if he will be easily recognizable as jack black and the casting was perfect.

or

2. they will use a skin that looks like jack black, making so painfully obvious that he could never be interpreted to look anything like steve!

(bonus points if they do it to a song that was manufactured to trend on tiktok)

i mean boop teach them the meaning of boop to not boob any body!

good meowning disciples of the boop.

ready your arms (or paws) and bap with reckless abandon. teach them the meaning of *boob*

This is what playing Monster Hunter Wilds Beta is like on PC right now: