Squirrelodoom - Squirrel O’ Doom

Amen

Princesses like to have their faces fucked. Princesses like to be filmed being degraded. Princesses like their cum soaked faces held up to the camera when they think I've finished with them. What Princesses don't always expect, is to be dragged onto my lap, made to ride me until I cum again, then held in place as I fill them with my piss and tell them how proud I am of them for letting me use them however I want.

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

Now he tells me!!

If you wanna get creampied you just gotta ask your man about his nerdy hobbies.

“that’s right, princess. fight back. make it difficult… give me a reason to get rough.”

Sometimes hard, fast and rough. Sometimes deep, slow and gentle.

a sleepy little thing such as yourself ought to be gently tucked into bed and woken up in the middle of the night by a cock buried deep inside of your needy hole

"shhh, everything is okay angel, it's just a dream, go back to sleep, you sleepy head."

wow!! your hands are so big compared to mine… and your torso… and your thighs… you could really do anything you wanted to with me, you know that right? i’m so much smaller than you are, you could just manhandle me. shove me anywhere you want… pick me up and throw me about. i wouldn’t even mind.