someone: so, What are you going to do during the holidays?
what im thinking: fangirling over kpop, SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING,gay fanfiction, kpop crack, crying over new comebacks, appreciate music and talent of idols.
what im saying: you know...just chilling...
also markson:
Me when mark literally does anything
When someone mentions my otp:
Jackson: Nice hands, hyung.
Mark: Thank you...?
Jackson: I bet they'd look even better wrapped around my-
Jinyoung: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.
Muahahahahahahahaha *evil laugh*
One of my special talents is reading smut with a straight face.
Me during exams 😪
Friend: hey,how many straight ships do you have ?
Me : me,oh i have loads.
Friend : name them then.
Me : * sweats nervously * well there's ..um..no it's..wait I've got this , don't rush me.
Friend: you don't have any do you.
Me : No.
somebody: heey what do you ship?
me: do you want it in chronological or alphabetical order?
It’s not an OTP unless you are lying in your bed at 2am crying about the fanfiction you just read
And I have no regrets
WHY people write fanfictions where the ship don’t end up together? Like what is the logic??? Just to make everybody cry harder??? If I wanted sad love stories I would just look at my life.
Hey shout out to all the fans out there who ship gay couples and read smut likes it’s a job or a religion of some sort… See you in hell I’m sure their will be a reserve spot just for us!👿
(via bts-svt-mxobsessd)
Preach!
My friend : How angsty was that fic?
Me : Have you ever sneezed with a sore throat?
Friend: You ready to go back to school?
Me: *whispers as a tear rolls down my face* (talking about fanfics)I won't be with my babies anymore...
when your crush smiles at you
Remember when smut fics were called Lemons? Ah, good ol’ time…
the ‘when you see your otp’ feels:
- gay parents - female masturbation - guys showing emotion - they/them pronouns
@2017: not to sound desperate but i’m begging you
me: i hate astrology
horoscope: youre beautiful
me:
List of exo masters and their puppies 🐶💖
Kai: monggu, jjanggu,jjangah Sehun : Vivi Suho: Byul Baek: Mongryoung Kyungsoo: Chanyeol
kyungsoo: i hate you with every inch of my being
chanyeol, happily: that's not a lot of inches
Chanyeol: does anything
Me: