Latest Posts by stabbymcjones - Page 2

why weren’t you at reality practice

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

For a while my Dave Strider cosplay included $400 Gucci shades I found on the ground at Disneyland and a $60 pair of black Vans I found on the street and honestly I feel it’s the most canon cosplay I ever did

Guess what’s my favorite episode of voltron :)

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

*gives you a thumbs up then turns around and just vomits*

you’ve heard of death, now get ready for the void, amirite?

jeremy shada is immediately shot and killed by a pistol wielding lauren montgomery

The year is 2020. It’s the day before the release of the last season of Voltron. There’s a stage with nobody on it and it’s completely dark. When the light turns on, Jeremy Shada is alone on the stage with a single microphone. He hesitates before speaking. “Klance is Cannon King.” He says. Jeremy Shada has spoken, and the crowd applauds.