BORTOLETO YOU GO MY CHILD
Ollie: Where's Esteban? Pierre: Don't worry, I'll find him. Pierre, shouting: Lance sucks! Esteban, distantly: Lance is the best person ever! Fuck you! Pierre: Found him.
Este pulling Lance towards him after seeing him standing alone
Ok but drunk Mick and Esteban getting married in Vegas only for Lance to object because “MICK SCHUMACHER HOME-WRECKED MINE AND ESTIE’S HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!” Only for drunk Pierre to jump in “I HAD ESTIE FIRST!!!” Only for Charles to get pissed and demands to marry Esteban out of spite that Pierre hadn’t gotten over his ex yet. All the while Daniel is drunk off his ass singing “Here Comes the bride”
SO TRUE BESTIE
PLEASE
please, PLEASE, give gabriel bortoleto a gun, something in contrast w that shitty ass car
hes gonna stare into your soul with those huge eyes
2025 Rookies photocard because I think it would be neat.
what if we go on a SIM together and we don't really KNOW each other and we CRASH and start a FIGHT IN A PUBLIC CHAT and we debut in f1 at THE SAME YEAR and when journalist asks who is going to be the most popular driver out of us i say YOU bc you are a BRITISH FERRARI academy driver but also bc you are BEAUTIFUL and we are ATTACHED AT THE HIP every other drivers' parade and brazilian journalist writes the whole POEM about us under her ig post WHAT IF
I really need gabipoints this weekend, like get someone to ruin the other teams pits stops if that’s what will take, idk man I NEED GABIPOINTS
*leaves this box at your doorstep*