A Little Something I Made Lmao

Watching Dexter as a teenager: Wow... I'm just like him... fucked up, evil, a monster. Other people are alien to me. I don't feel the way other people do. An outcast among my peers, just trying to blend in. A psychopath. A wolf in sleeps' clothing. I-

Watching Dexter now: Oh my God he's autistic

John: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog… Bucky: What’s updog? John: Ava! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

i love that john walker is still a freaky asshole. like he graduated top of his navy seals class and has over 300 confirmed kills and graduated top in his class. he is trained in guerrilla warfare and the top US sniper. he will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth.

our new and beautiful, active suicide risk, neglectful father, captain america.

Harvey may have forgiven his family but I sure haven't. especially marcus. How is he going to blame harvey for "tearing the family apart" when it was his mother who cheated 💀💀 ungrateful losers all of them.

I'm sorry, but him continuing to blame himself for ruining the family for years together??? HARVEY SPECTER GET BEHIND ME. It was completely valid for him to cut them off. I can't even imagine how he survived in that toxic environment for so long.

This isn't to say his mother wasnt regretful of what she did and I do acknowledge that they patched things up but those flashback episodes make me so mad

rewatching tfatws from a new more down bad perspective

the first time peter messes up badly enough that tony drops the full name ("peter benjamin parker!"), peter just freezes. he bluescreens for a solid thirty seconds, barely comprehending anything else that tony's saying.

and then he tackles tony in a hug.

and tony jumps 'cause he's obviously startled that they did a complete 180. and peter just starts shaking like a leaf, cause the only people who've ever called him by his full name using that particular tone were people like may, and people like ben, and people like his parents—

and peter knows that tony has no idea what he's just done, but it doesn't matter, because that's the moment when peter realizes that he wants tony to think of him as a son.

wyatt russell it seems ive grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papas orchard

Bro can we talk about how Scorpius and Albus are MENACES

I'm tired of them being the shy bullied boys.

Show me the destroying there bullies with psychological WARFARE

With Albus's sneakiness and potions ability and Scorpius's knowledge and planning ... They could come up with purely DIABOLICAL plans

These are the boys who escaped the Hogwarts Express ( when THE MARAUDERS AND FRED AND GEORGE couldn't even get OFF the train) and where HALF WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY before they even REALIZED they where gone.

These are the boys who BROKE into not only the Ministry of magic but the MISTER OF MAGICS OFFICE and STOLE a TIME TUNER

Not to mention their RICH like RICH RICH. Cost of materials is no issue PLUS Albus's uncle runs a JOKE SHOP

Throw in the Cloak and the Map and they DESTROY anyone who bothers them. They'd be THE BEST people to have on your side in a prank war.

Robb: as your older brother, Jon: we're the same age Robb: As Your Older Brother,