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some people have senshi from dungeon meshi living in their brain reminding them to eat three fulfilling meals a day and to take the time to make food delicious. which is wonderful! i love the way that media can affect our habits and thoughts for the better! unfortunately the only character living in my brain is harry du bois and he keeps telling me to try molly

I don't understand where all the clown hate comes from. They're just more colorful magicians.

so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status

i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..

i can’t deal anymore

I know it is difficult right now.

But please, focus on your hobbies, the things and the people you love, everything that brings you joy.

If you can manage to find joy anywhere, no matter how small, it is worth living for.

And if that isn't enough for you, outlive the bastards who want you dead so you can shit on their fucking graves.

Exist out of sheer spite and the will to see another day.

Things that Altered My Brain Chemistry:

Disco Elysium

Night in the Woods

Kino's Journey

Mushi-shi

Watership Down

Me: *Minding my own business on break*

Return date to work: *draws nearer*

Me: "Oh no, the eternal dread has returned."

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

Stab!

If Siffrin was stopped from stabbing himself

Physically abusing your children: BROKE

Telling them of the schmidalflapper: WOKE

Sometimes I think about how easy it is to fuck up a kid.

Like. I could just lie to them constantly--

Tommy, my fictional son: *holding an apple* What's this, Baba?

Me: Ah, that right there is a schmidalflapper.