Stalemacaroni - Macaroni

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

Hey guys, really cool way of dealing with unwanted problems:

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars

Cat

Dracula (1931) is a thoroughly enjoyable film.

It's so silly, especially Renfield's moments of deranged laughter.

was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort

Important message for Texans:

Yet another completely preventable death has occurred, sadly part of a trend.

The Independent

Texas woman’s miscarriage care was delayed due to state laws. She died 3 days later

She isn’t the only woman to have died due to confusing laws surrounding reproductive care

Dozens of women are dying, and hundreds more are suffering under Texas' abortion ban. Do not vote for Ted Cruz if you value these people's lives. This should never have happened in the first place and must not continue. Vote on November 5th to end this.

NBC News

A dramatic rise in pregnant women dying in Texas after abortion ban

Exclusive analysis finds the rate of maternal deaths in Texas increased 56% from 2019 to 2022, compared with just 11% nationwide during the