Ouugghh.. Its The Him

Sketchbook cover!! I completed this back in Febuary for the new year.

Physically abusing your children: BROKE

Telling them of the schmidalflapper: WOKE

Sometimes I think about how easy it is to fuck up a kid.

Like. I could just lie to them constantly--

Tommy, my fictional son: *holding an apple* What's this, Baba?

Me: Ah, that right there is a schmidalflapper.

It’s so much fun

favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

Things that Altered My Brain Chemistry:

Disco Elysium

Night in the Woods

Kino's Journey

Mushi-shi

Watership Down

so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status

i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..

i can’t deal anymore

Me: *Minding my own business on break*

Return date to work: *draws nearer*

Me: "Oh no, the eternal dread has returned."