Pickles Gave Himself A Bald Spot From Shoving His Head Through The Cardboard Box To Eat The Cat Food

Seeing the Biden's Biting Babies thing without context is so funny

showing my blood places it's never seen before!

1. the world outside my body

2. hhopital

Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

Do you ever have emotions so positive that they somehow circle back to negative?

I just started season two of The Magnus Archives today, and I've just got to say Jon's rampant paranoia is so funny to me

Like, he's not even good at hiding his investigations. He goes to his colleagues' houses after work and the very next day they're like "Jon what the fuck" and report him to their boss who is so done with his antics

And also he's so focused on finding out who killed Gertrude Robinson (a valid concern) that he does not even notice Sasha is POSSESSED. The single-minded focus is insane.

Watching Breaking Bad for the first time

It should be called Br-M(e)aking Bad Decisions because that is all that Walter ever does

h0ld up

some0ne confirm

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

Wooper + Whopper