It Is So Funny That Apparently Outie Irving Is Like Deep In The Conspiracy And Making Clandestine Phone

We're gonna get the final dentist on this one boys 🗣📣🔥🗣📣🔥

what it that emotion where you taste battery acid on your tongue

Violets are Red

Roses are Blue

Wait that was wrong

I gotta redo

I know it is difficult right now.

But please, focus on your hobbies, the things and the people you love, everything that brings you joy.

If you can manage to find joy anywhere, no matter how small, it is worth living for.

And if that isn't enough for you, outlive the bastards who want you dead so you can shit on their fucking graves.

Exist out of sheer spite and the will to see another day.

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

I need some highly concentrated uranium. for. Undisclosed purposes

Free Sauna Hack:

1. Make pancakes

2. Decide to eat them by the stove while the next ones are cooking

Dog

I just watched Our Flag Means Death two days ago

And I already miss it.