I'm On A Lot Of Nyquil Right Now

I'm not like the other shrimp

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

I'm delirious

I'll probably redo the texturing someday, I was slightly distracted because I was in a vc with some freaks at 1am

I kind of just wanted to make that table

didyou know you can just put your hand in a rockpool and the shrimps will just hang out with you. isnt that so awesome

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

Finally oh my god…. That was ridiculous….

This was going to be a "don't talk to me or my son (tripod fish) ever again" post but I made a mistake with the text and I think it's a million times funnier.

Coelacanth

Sometimes I think about how easy it is to fuck up a kid.

Like. I could just lie to them constantly--

Tommy, my fictional son: *holding an apple* What's this, Baba?

Me: Ah, that right there is a schmidalflapper.