Please Someone Get Them Out Of My Head

Elmo popcorn

"I'm into piss" ok

"I'm into shit" ok

"I'm into vore" ok

"I'm into farts" ok

"I'm into [paraphilia]" ok

"I'm into mpreg" ok

"I'm into feet"

Ok...? Why are u telling me this like ur gonna get ur ass beat 😭🙏

Like... Gimme 10 reasons why you should be ashamed.

Don't listen to others, dude, it's who you are, accept it. Nobody knows what you do in your free time so don't bother worrying about things people cant see <3 just continue being you and quit worrying, I'm sure 70% of us have atleast one weird kink/fetish. They're probs just projecting by saying how weird it is lol

As long as what you do is consensual, doesn't hurt anyone/isn't acted out irl if it is dangerous, then don't worry, nothing is wrong <3

Even if it's problematic, it's not bad if you don't act on it :3

Every time I see >:3 this plays in my head

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

Need to solve a dispute

Tyga Baby cat

Help me convince my mom to name our new cat Lasang

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL POST IVE EVER READ

Obey Me! Brothers as Fathers

Kinda part of that Poly! AU I’ve talked about before. So this can be read as either that or separate. The kids are all original characters, but MC can be read as any gender in this. Remember- this is Devildom so any way of kids happening could go. Either surrogate, magic ways, or natural so literally, anybody can read this. (Male, Female, Gender Neutral, whatever you prefer is all Welcomed <;3)

Not my best work, but I like it enough to post it. So yeah…

Enjoy^^

AOT Link- https://archiveofourown.org/works/46350262 

Masterlist- Link

Warnings?- Talks of violence (Satan’s), Use of the word Sl*t and derogatory terms/harrasment (Mammon’s) and that’s mostly it. Asmo calls someone a b*tch but thats basic Asmo at this point.

Lucifer——————— 

He feels the urge, the one he’s felt with his brothers for years. To sigh, to pitch his brow, an outward showism of his displeasure of the situation.

But he ignores it because he knows what reaction he’ll get from the little girl at his feet. She’ll curl up tighter, grip the plastic of her glasses tenser in those small hands of hers.

Practically achieve the exact opposite of what he wants.

He manages a silent sigh, joining her level in a kneel.

“Lillie..” The noirette head doesn’t budge much, if only, just to bury further. He doesn’t comment and instead runs a soothing palm across her back. Soothing out the creases along her small uniform. “What’s the matter? Do you no longer want to participate?”

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WHY IS SIGMA SO BEAUTIFUL I JUST WANNA PUT HIM IN A POTATO MASHER AND MASH HIM

SKK au where they still have their abilities but Dazai accidentally kissed Chuuya when they first met, knocking Chuuya out of gravity manipulation...

Since then Dazai has lied that his ability is activated by kissing and not by touching and Chuuya has never doubted cause Dazai always go in for the kiss as soon as he grabs Chuuya to nullify his ability.

And Dazai threatened the rest of the PM to not to expose him and they had to suffer skk making out during battle in their mafia era.

Then Dazai left PM and they met again as ADA member and PM executive on battle field and Dazai on instinct grabbed Chuuya for a kiss to nullify corruption.

The rest of the ADA be like: why is Dazai kissing the enemy executive?

PM members: Not this shit again!

And Atsushi would later ask Chuuya shyly why does Dazai kiss him to pull him out of his ability and Chuuya in ultra confusion be like 'Cause that's how his ability works?'

Only to find out that Dazai has been lying to his face the whole damn time...

"Please, I wish for food!" The child cried.

I spawn the most luxurious buffet for them, "And for your second wish?"

"A house!" The child said between bites of lobster.

I spawn a mansion, "Your third wish?"

The child stopped in thought for a moment before speaking, "A loving family, please!"

Nothing appeared and I grinned, "Hello, I'm your new dad."

The two of us lived a happy life.

You’re a Genie with thousands of years of bad luck. It seams that every time someone finds the lamp, they are evil or corrupt and you are bound to grant terrible wishes. One day an child in torn clothes finds you and begs for food.