Went To The Zoo

Love Cat

The extra cones and rods in your eyes make it easy to identify fake photos and videos. One day when you’re testifying in court, you notice one of the jurors is “fake”

Attempted rendering 😭

I'm gonna start posting my really short one-shots on here.

Pumpkin - Peridot and Lapis start a dog army for their Pumpkin.

“Lapis!” Peridot shouted from the bottom of the barn to Lapis, who was hovering in the air. 

“Yeah, Peri?” Lapis looked down.

“I’ve been researching dogs, as Steven calls them, and they are social creatures. But our Pumpkin is all alone out here,” Peridot exclaimed.

“Pumpkin is a pumpkin, and they have us,” Lapis replied.

“Yes, but what if they crave more than us!?” Peridot whined.

“Then take Pumpkin to more dogs?” Lapis stated.

“We don’t have more dogs!” Peridot cried.

Lapis sighed, “Then get Steven to make more?”

“Pumpkin needs companionship now! We need dogs!” Peridot waved her arms around to make it seem more urgent.

Lapis picked up Peridot and Pumpkin, “Let’s go dog hunting then.” Then she flew off.

The three of them grazed by grass as they searched for dogs. The bright sun shined across fields and fields of emptiness, quickly flying by.

They spotted a person walking their golden retriever below them. Lapis ducked and grabbed the dog and its leash in one big swoop.

They repeated this process several times before spotting many dogs, all gathered in a park.

“Lazuli! Look at all those dogs we’ve hit the jackpot!” Peridot cheered.

Wordlessly, Lapis landed them in the dog park.

Peridot stared awestruck and excitedly pointed to all kinds of dogs. “Look! There’s a great dane! Oh, and there’s a corgi!”

Lapis Lazuli smiled at this display, “I don’t know how we’ll carry all these dogs.”

Peridot didn’t hear her and instead strutted off to grab more dogs.

Lapis sighed and sat on the ground, waiting for Peridot’s return.

Pumpkin barked excitedly at other dogs and then barked and pawed at Lapis.

“What is it, Pumpkin?” Lapis asked.

Pumpkin spun around and chased its tail.

“Do you want to play?” Lapis observed.

Pumpkin nodded, and Lapis looked around for a nearby stick.

After finding and grabbing one, Lapis threw the stick and shouted, “Fetch!”

The dogs ecstatically chased after the stick and playfully fought amongst themselves for it.

Lapis continued playing fetch with the dogs while waiting for Peridot to return.

Eventually, Peridot returned with an angry crowd behind her.

Shouts rang from behind her, “Let's fly, Lapis!” 

Lapis used her powers to carry all the dogs that were playing with each other.

Once they got to the barn, Pumpkin started happily getting to know all the other dogs.

“We’re such great parents,” Peridot smiled.

Steven made them return all the dogs.

Constructive criticism is appreciated!

Why despite staying up till 2am I'm fine for school but not when I get my 8 hours of sleep.

Made a Genshin oc, pretend she’s a melusine

WHY IS SIGMA SO BEAUTIFUL I JUST WANNA PUT HIM IN A POTATO MASHER AND MASH HIM

Meow meow

KITTIES !!!!!!!! yayy :3

Kunikida calls Dazai twice a day to check up on him. And I hc that when Dazai getting his stuff which got confiscated by the staff of Mersault. He takes his phone and has multiple voice messages from Kunikida.

Dazai starts listening to them and it’s everything Kunikida would usually to say him. Checking up on him, giving updates etc Dazai laughs to himself when Kunikida correctly guesses what he’d say if he was talking to him.

He checks the number of messages, it’s two for everyday since Dazai’s been gone. Kunikida never stopped checking up on him even when Dazai couldn’t answer. Dazai had missed those phone calls, they’d become a part of his day and he had missed Kunikida, the Agency so much.

He smiles and hits record, it’s about time he replied.

the voice of the devil