headcanon that Satan would fr be the perfect hype guy for an exam you suck at. Even tho he would kind of be done w ur shit he will still support you through and through❗️❗️💥💥
crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read
and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you
like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors
Dimentio getting run over (Crack)
Okay but for a real one, fluff fic with him and his sister (if you hc it) getting up to no good mischievous acts even /silly
Thank you so much for the ask!! I don't really hc his sister, but if it's okay I'll just write with Mimi instead. They're kind of like a brother and sister, right?
Dimentio has been staying at Castle Bleck for about a month now, and it isn't nearly as exciting as he had hoped. He was currently invisible, sneaking away to do one of the only fun things in the castle : piss people off. He snuck down the corridor to Mimi's room, and cracked open the door.
"Hey! Dimentio! I told you not to come in my room!" Mimi shouted. This was an unforseen complication, for he didn't know she was still in her room. But there she was, laying on her bed, flipping through various magazines.
"Perhaps... we can work together, like a pair of drumsticks belonging to the most the most famous percussionist!" Dimentio offered, not quite in the mood to be impaled by gemstones.
"You mean like a truce or something?"Mimi asked skeptically.
"Indeed! Imagine how much fun we could have! Think of how much damage we can cause!" Dimentio said, rather excited.
"Oooh, could we prank Nassy?" Mimi asked.
"We will bother her like a pair of hornets!" Dimentio replied.
And so they were off. Mimi had the idea of putting a red sock in the wash with all of Nastasia's white shirts, effectively dying them all pink. Dimentio, meanwhile, replaced all her shampoo with toothpaste. They put ketchup in her shoes, and hotsauce in her leftovers. After they had done all the damage they could, they had to search for a new target.
"How about O'chunks? We definitely can't prank the count," Mimi suggested.
"Splendid idea!" Dimentio exclaimed. This was the most fun he had had in a while. Since... he shook his head to clear it. That was a long time ago. There's no going back now.
"Come on, Dimmy! Let's go!" Mimi urged. So off they were once again, replacing the pre-workout with flour and the chalk with itching powder. They put glue on all the weights and benches. Just as Dimentio was putting vinegar in O'chunks' favorite water bottle, Mimi asked him a question.
"Hey, Dimmy? What were you thinking about earlier? You seemed sad," she worried. Dimentio was saved from replying, because right when he opened his mouth to respond, Nastasia started doing laundry.
"MIMI! DIMENTIO! GET DIWN HERE!" Nastasia shouted. Turns out running from an angry secretary is quite the bonding experience. Maybe they really can be friends...
Thank you so much for the ask! I hope you guys can send more, if you're able to!
Mori -10000000
All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.
Me and my friend, Emoballs, have made Satan x Giyuu art. Satyuu
In this one, Giyuu works at McDonald's and gives Satan a happy meal, then they fall in love. ♥
Satan eating spaghetti and Giyuu is very sad because he wanted spaghetti and Satan was a meanie who ate it infront of him.
And then Giyuu getting revenge by eating pizza, that Satan wanted, in front of him.
My friend @whoishalf and I have been talking about a BSD AU with Dunmeshi and I've been sketching ideas for the races of my favorite ADA characters. In this AU they are a secondary organization to the Canaries but are famous for admitting members of different races into their organization.
In this AU (sigzai as one of the main ships) Dazai went to an unknown dungeon with the intention of looking for the edible and poisonous monstersd to find a quick and effective death, on the way he found a snake with the named Sigma who is instantly interested in testing his poison, Sigma is pretty weirded out of the strange human that crossed his path.
On the other hand (Ranpoe obviously) Ranpo is part of the canaries but is more interested in reaching the bottom of the dungeons and revealing the mystery of their creation, he joins the party of his childhood friend Poe who is an academic magician Interested in studying the dark magics of the dungeons of the world, against his will Ranpo joins his little party and they have adventures, I guess. I hope to create more things for this silly AU
he had a face not even an almond could milk