Society: *teenagers Are Crazed, Horny, And Lovesick Animals*

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

Not only do I forget other people have sex, but I also completely forget that sex is a thing. Then I remember and I have to rethink my reality.

Question-

Do any other ace people forget that people are like…having sex?

Like sometimes im just shocked with the realization like “omg there are so many people that are like…interested in having sex.”

I’m personally like forgetful as fuck an I genuinely wake up every day with the realization “oh yea I’m queer!!” (Im being so deadass about that btw)

But yea like every time an allosexual friend is like “omg she’s so hot i would let her fucking RAIL me” (not like asexuals cant make sex jokes i quite genuinely do it all the time) but like….they MEAN it, ykwim?

LIKE THEY WOULD GENUINELY LET THAT HAPPEN AND THEY GENUINELY MEAN THAT THEY WANT THAT TO HAPPEN AND IT JUST-CONFUSES THE FUCK OUT OF ME

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

I sit here in woe as I dutifully await the day my husband will come home from the war. I tell myself repeatedly that he will survive and return to father our child.

(AO3 is down and it crashed literally right before I could start the next chapter after a really heated cliffhanger)

That's not a parakeet, that's a spawn of Cthulhu. fleeing is the only sane option, do not gaze upon its physical form

why are birds so cursed

It's in the eye of the beholder

At least it's 5:53 and we're not going to be stuck here until 8 pm, if we run this fast enough and the actors don't screw props over again, we might get out at 6:30

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

@idraw-sometimes I have new ideas to torment ppl eith

DnD campaign idea, the game takes place in an office setting and this is their first encounter. (it's a mimic)

Favorite Color: Lavender and Mint green

Last Song: Counting Stars by One Republic

Currently Reading: I have 36 ao3 tabs opened and 3 books I am currently actively reading which are Hell Followed With Us, Forth Wing, and Wings of Fire: The Poisoned Jungle (I can put a book down and pick it back up and remember the plot perfectly)

Currently Watching: Gravity Falls

Currently Craving: Something cold, probably ice

Coffee or Tea: Both in just about any way. If I'm depressed enough, I will mix both together in an attempt to get more caffeine

Hobby to try: Making stained glass art

Current AU: I don't write fanfics bc I suck at it, but I am a sucker for any fic I can get my hands on with a heavy focus on a caring parental figure (so I read a lot of mha vault time aus bc they sooth a part of my soul)

(I literally only talk to CJ on here bc social interaction scares me, sorry)

rules: answer and tag nine people you want to get to know better and catch up with.

favorite color: lavender and pale blue/green

last song: Ivy and also Gold Rush by Taylor Swift (I'm on a folklore+evermore kick rn)

currently reading: It Can't Happen Here, 100 Years of Solitude, and Anna Karenina

currently watching: VEEP and Game of Thrones

currently craving: coco water

coffee or tea: sugar and milk with a dash of coffee

hobby to try: i've always wanted to start my own insta account and fill it with nothing but poetry

current au: Not writing anything but i love a good high school au also magic aus bc magic makes anything better

I'm tagging

@the-unspeakable-tsar

@live-from-gotham

@scarlet--wiccan

@ellorypurebloodculture

@falconhonour

@multifandom-disaster

@welcometothehouseofhades

@oakheartshead

@moontyger

@redacted-magick