Starfleet Ds9 Crew: We Only Have Two Morally Compromising Options Before Us Here... What We Need Is A

For @artofanervousperson 😉

Garak dressed in nothing but a fur coat.

It seems to be the general assumption that Julian's holoprogrammer friend Felix is around Julian's age and went to the academy with him but like. What if he wasn't. Felix is a dorky, balding, mustached middle-aged divorcee who’s married to his job and sees his kids every other weekend. Julian is his muse and also inspired him to follow his dream of becoming a horny adventure holoprogram designer after they met while Felix was teaching an Intro to Holotechnology course at the Academy

Cant stop thinking about how odo having marathon sex for 3 days was enough for quarks 5’4 self to snap and attempt to body slam a 500 pound jem hadar soldier

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

Remember when Picard kept asking Data follow up questions at dinner because he was trying to cock block Lwaxana and when they cut back Data has opened a PowerPoint presentation.

He was truly living the infodump dream in this episode.

I wanna see my little boy

Hard one eh I had only so many options, so if there's someone else you'd like to vote for, drop it in the comments and I'll count it in the results.

sloan doesn’t know julian’s spy kink is already being fulfilled by a middle-aged lizard

Rewatching DS9 and I forgot how annoying Bashir was at first. Man both masked and masc-ed too close to the sun. I would die for him.

Elim Garak Personal Information

Star Trek Monthly, May 1996