Why Is This The Cutest Thing I've Read??? I Was Going To Link To The Original Post But It's Been Taken

The concept of Bashir knowing nothing about cardassian biology until Tain gives him a bunch of medical files in The Wire. Which he then abuses to learn every reproductive fact about Cardassians he possibly can.

Therefore abusing Garak's dad's gift to give his son the best bj a cardassian has ever received.

Menace!!

Commission for @funnywormz

Trektober Day 2 - Monsters & Magic. I think Worf would enjoy D&D but be a bit of a nightmare player.

Let.them.grow.old.together. 👏

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Headcanon that Cardassian skin wrinkles differently/later in life than Human skin, 'cause it's tougher/thicker. Cue: Garak being super captivated by Julian's face and how it changes. So cute. 🤲🥲

*thinks about andy for 2 seconds* eyebal

More DS9 shenanigans and canoodling in the Sim world.

Garak is writing a love letter to Dr. Bashir.

Enabran Tain is eating his omelette with yamok sauce.

Garak has just discovered the long lost Cardassian erotic novel "Serving the State on Your Knees".

Speaking of literature, Garak and Julian's book club seems to be thriving.

Though they not always agree...

Anyway, the good doctor agreed that Garak can sketch him naked. For science or perhaps for fashion, one of these two...

In the end, Garak sketched something like a weird Cardassian riding a fish.

But Julian did not seem to mind. The boy is too easy to please...

Here is Garak subtly trying to make his strategic exit while trying to torture you by staring at you with his spooky blue eyes.

why did q not simply appear on the bridge as a horse if he wanted picard’s attention 

I modified a Supernatural meme