Starfleet-xenobotanist - Plain And Simple Xeno

The words for sloppy and slutty are the same in German (Schlampig). So you can imagine how fast my head snapped to look at my computer screen when I was absentmindedly watching Improbable Cause in German for the first time and i genuinely believed for half a second Garak had just called the Tal Shiar sluts and not sloppy

Trektober Day 2 - Monsters & Magic. I think Worf would enjoy D&D but be a bit of a nightmare player.

Station of ill repute

Kira: Prime minister Shakaar is not the father.

Dukat: (⚆ᗝ⚆) Then who is?!

Kira: Chief O'Brien.

Dukat: (;° ロ°)

Dukat: Benjamin! Chief O'Brien– a married man – fathered major's baby?! You run a station of ill repute here!

Sisko: *slaps him* That was for calling me Benjamin.

Dukat: (˃̶᷄︿๏） Sisko: Besides, Chief had very little say in it. It was mainly Dr. Bashir who did the job on major. And of course Mrs. O'Brien was involved, too.

Dukat: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Sisko: What's with you?

Dukat: (ಥ﹏ಥ) Just how do I join this station of ill repute?!

DS9 as a show dares to ask the important questions, like for example “would Star Trek still be good if it was set at the food court at the mall??” and the answer to that is “yes, and actually it will somehow be better”

Paul Wesley gets a lot of shit for not looking much like Shatner’s Kirk (even though he’s got the mannerisms down perfectly), which seems unfair considering he looks exactly like TAS Kirk

HBD LUCA @garaks-padded-bra

posting this late as hell but thats ok. slowly but surely filling out my repertoire of star trek alien men in maid outfits.one day i will collect them all. mark my wirds....

When writing Garak, the author must fill themselves with depraved, lustful pining for Julian Bashir.

If one is asexual, or otherwise lacking in such affections towards the dear doctor, picturing a gorgeous behemoth of a sandwich piled high with fresh toppings, thick bread toasted just so, leaking dressing onto its plate and cut in twain, but remaining one dollar short of buying it, is a suitable substitution.

some guys and their lizards :3

mortifying

Based on Cardassian views on the medical profession (female dominated) and arguing (whore behavior), I think Dukat should have been scandalized to have an alien twink doctor get snippy with him in order to get a blood screening from him.

"And I find you offensive." Okay, here's my arm, man. Whatever you say, beautiful. But I have a wife.