I love the random replacements for clichés writers insert in science fiction shows. like when a 21st-century human would say "stop pacing you'll wear a hole in the floor" but in a space show the alien/future human says "you're oscillating like a Betelgeusian night badger" or some shit. like fuck yeah he is. amazing drive-by worldbuilding. I'm gonna spend the next half hour wondering why the Betelgeusian night badger evolved to do that
Things I hate about you
I hate the way you ignore me and go on your phone
I hate the way you only talk about yourself and leave when someone changes the subject.
I hate the way you never say happy birthday
I hate how you never text first
I hate how you make dirty jokes
I hate how you never try to
I hate how so many people love you
I hate how even though I try to ignore you, im still thinking about you
I hate how we used to be close and now you don’t even look at me
I hate how I miss you, I hate how you’re never coming back
Sometimes reading fanfiction is the only reason I wake up in the morning
everyone shut up i got to the point in my novel where my favorite character is introduced
solangelo headcanons part 10!
When they first started talking Will used to have this habit of leaning down to Nico to hear him better and focus on what he’s saying. He was doing this subconsciously but Nico was thinking that he’s doing this because he mocks him for being short and Nico eventually started to poke him in ribs for doing that.
Will loves Lady GagaaaaaaaAaaaaa.
Nico’s hair are straight but very shaggy, and Will is on Conan Gray level of curls (his hair aren’t this long tho).
Will’s fast healing abilities make him unable to have hickeys. Every time certain someone leaves hickeys on his skin, they fade after maximum 10 minutes.
As non american, Nico was unable to tell what’s southern slang at first, so every time he heard Will saying some expression he didn’t know, he just thought that Will is being a weirdo.
Collage (i’m trying to be family friendly) Will is a 🍃 enthusiast.
The closest person to give Will a shovel talk was Hazel. That’s a bit of exaggeration though. But she gave him the look and emphasized that’s she’s his sister.
Do you ever start writing something that you’re excited about and that seems like it’s turning out well and that you’re getting eager to share, and then you start typing it up or doing an edit pass and it’s just awful it’s awful its premise is fundamentally flawed and it’s out of character and the prose is clunky and the plot is badly paced and ludicrous and the whole thing is embarrassing, how could you have done this, how could you have sunk so much time into this, you can’t even look at it, how is this that shining thing you were so excited about, how could you even have considered finishing it let alone sharing it with anyone, you’re crying, your mother is crying, nuns are spontaneously exploding in the streets,
i think the worst thing in the world is seeing two characters with something weird as hell going on between them and you think to urself "wow i love the weird as hell thing these characters have going on between them" and you open archiveofourown.org and find out everyone else thinks they would actually be in a very normal romantic relationship
Morning Solangelo doodles and nicos top surgery scars!
Gender swapped sapphic solangelo might just be everything‼️
“By the way—I love you guys.”
You read 13 pages of The Sun and the Star and immediately spiral back into your Percy Jackson phase….not complaining tho. I love them❤️