Really.

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

meowth, control yourself

This is the best thing I've seen all day

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

nikolai: get in the halloween spirit and make a ghost!

sigma: that's called murder and i heard somewhere that's illegal

honestly.

Movie Artemis Fowl: dresses like a child should, loves his father, enjoys surfing and skateboarding, seems like an actual 12-year-old

Actual First Book Artemis Fowl: 40-year-old genius trapped in a child's body. Wears nothing but perfectly tailored suits. Criminal mastermind that cares for no one but himself. Absolute 150% bastard.

huh?

ok this is a bop 🎶✨