FUCK IT WE BALL

Gender

Pippin: knocks a bucket off a ledge

Moria:

Going to an international studies event tomorrow for a trip I'm going on.

I also coincidentally learned how to say a few words in ASL because I want to become conversational in it at some point.

Here's the thing.

My friend and I learned how to sign penis.

So now i have the moral battle of whether or not to teach anyone who's from overseas and my age how to say that in ASL.

To dick joke or not to dick joke.

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

My toxic trait is I watch Baby Driver edits and judge them based on how likely he would be to listen to the songs they are set to.

Like he would NOT listen to that,,,,,

Admitting that ever since he joined the campaign trail the billionaire tech mogul had refused to leave him alone, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly locked the bathroom door Tuesday so Elon Musk couldn’t follow him in again. “All right, Elon, out,” an audibly frustrated Trump had said moments earlier as he stood up from the toilet and grabbed Musk by the scruff to throw him out, the SpaceX founder having barged in through the slightly ajar door, sat at his feet, stared into his eyes, and loudly whined. Full Story