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nobody has pet me for an entire hour. have I done something wrong or is the world simply cruel by design

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[THAT IS QUITE A LOT OF YOU... YOUR NAMES ARE A NIGHTMARE TO KEEP TRACK OF.]

[I WOULD BE REMISS TO EXCLUDE THOSE OF YOU WITH ONLY MINOR MISTAKES. ENJOY YOUR PARTICIPATION TROPHIES.]

[CORRECT ANSWERS ARE LISTED AS FOLLOWS...]

[AS FOR "THE FIFTH CLUE..."]

[THERE WAS A CORRECT ANSWER. HOWEVER, SEEING SOME OF YOUR INTRICATE REASONINGS BEHIND YOUR INCORRECT CHOICES, I HAVE DECIDED TO LEAVE THAT CORRECT ANSWER OBSCURED. ALL OF YOUR ANSWERS WERE REGARDED AS "CORRECT." CONSIDER IT A GIFT.]

[ALLOW ME TO RUN A FEW NUMBERS... I WILL BE BACK SOON.]

what a shame it would be if this were to be rebloged by a bunch of people, spreading the message further than the original reddit post could have ever reached.

me when im literally just a guy

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shipping characters who are just friends in canon is more than okay but what’s annoying is when people take screenshots of them touching and say “friends don’t do that!”. i hate to break it to you but friends do hug and hold hands and cuddle. saying ‘friends don’t do that’ is reenforcing the idea that physical touch is reserved for lovers

You wouldn’t tally a hall

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't Tally a Hall" /END ID]

[Something something Soul and time loops.]

[Song is "Half The Glass" by Allenimations]

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.