The Sprigatito Is Named Bingle This Is The Best News Yet.

His grumpiness is a mood

when my squad is alive and running towards enemies vs when my squad disconnects leaving me alone to my schemes

Al Haitham: *in the middle of a three hour meeting, just now realizing he's forgotten his headphones and he's got to listen to ALL THE GOODAMN PROPOSALS*

*A COUPLE HOURS LATER*

Kaveh *walks in Alhaitham's office*: Sorry, I'm just here to check my founding request, it should be done today, I think? Also I brought your headphones, I think you forg-

Al Haitham *overstimulated as shit , almost to the point of tears, snatching the headphones like a crazed man*: I could... marry you... right now.

Kaveh *looking at his request*: Or you could just... I don't know! Approve my GODDAMN FUNDING FOR ONCE!

i actually just got trapped in the backrooms andits actually boring as fuck here. i met two survivors but one of them is a soft dark academenia fairycore cottagecore tiktoker and the other is a poppy playtime lets play fnaf vlogger   andtheyre the scariest thing about this placeOh my god a creature just fell on them and they died. oh my god its the Red Eyes Man. wait hes actually chill as fuck hes rollign me a green one. this guy rules FUCK ITS THE EVIL WEED HE GOT ME AGAIN FUCK FUCK FUCK

Playing co-op with my friends....... apologies, I'm a weapon of mass destruction

day 160: the harbingers are so insufferable

I RLLY HOPE HE DOES just imagime him being all neutral and dry with his commentary but once he pays attention to kaveh (which he does a lot to see how he is doing) he doesnt shy away to point out his mistakes or how he sucks, for fun and it pisses kaveh off sm that it just spurs him on even more ajdvjdbcn

"--oh and here we have kaaaveh tripping over air. this is looking good for kshahrewar."

"i can hear you, you-!!"

“Tae Joon that’s my son”