Mood

If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:

1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.

2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.

do jealous stonesy!!

jealous stonsey my god

And it’s when you meet dele that it happens but of course you don’t notice it because you’re sat laughing along to everything he says, leaning forwards into his space, making him smile and laugh and gush about ‘John’s charming missus’. And John can’t hear what you’re saying, so he doesn’t know that you’re sat trading stories about him - not that it should matter. So when you leave you’re confused at the way he refuses to look at you as he drives home and the way he goes straight upstairs for a shower as you get in. And you’re making a cuppa downstairs when he comes back down, towel hung loosely around his waist, hair damp to his forehead and chest glistening so you take the opportunity to speak, ‘I had a good day today’. And he snaps back an angry ‘yeah I know’, and you’re shocked, holding his tea in your hands, feeling lost and not knowing what to do with it. ‘So you got along with dele. Like everyone else. That’s understandable. Of course you would’. And it makes you laugh. Your John. Being jealous of dele? How could he compare. So you wander up to him, stroking his huffing face, smiling at his decelerations of ‘oh so this is funny to you’ and mumbling assurances of love. Because of course you love him. And his face softens. Because of course he knows this, he’s just being irrational. And he’s pulling you into his chest, and you’re squirming and laughing, ‘no you’re wet’, and he smirks cheekily ‘I don’t mind when you’re wet, love’ and you’re laughing together and you hand him his tea and you spend the rest of the night showing him how much you love him - never anyone else.

On a real Fabinho looked like me trying to get out of year 9 P.E.

Hey babe do you write for footballers other than John ? I’m sorry i just followed you right now and didn’t go through your blog yet. If yes would you write some Sancho imagines ? Whatever you feel like writing. Love 💗

I write for basically everyone I’m requested provided I know of them and am comfortable doing the request! I have a few Jadon asks in my inbox so I’ll get around to them, though I don’t know him very well so I’ll probably watch some videos beforehand ❤️

Write more of John and thins United photographer, what’s he replying to the text ?

Was thinking we could do something

And that’s how you ended up exploring the city with John. He took you to places you’ve never been - ‘paparazzi follow me sometimes: you learn where to go’ - and treated you to food you’ve never eaten - ‘got to spend my money on something, I’m glad it’s something as pretty as you’ with a cheeky wink thrown in for good measure. And at the end of the day he’s driving you home, your cheeks hurt from laughing so much and your eyes are bright with excitement and he’s walking you to your door, silence engulfing the pair of you as you stand, not quite knowing what to do. And he’s placing a lingering kiss on your cheek, leaving you with an ‘I’ll text you’, a longing stare and a desperate need to stop him from going.

Can someone translate what Eric says in that video?

Eric: It was… I don’t know what to say about the first goal… It was something so unfair, and after they scored that goal we were the best team for the rest of the match and football can be unfair like that sometimes

Interviewer: Spurs was able to press Liverpool in the second half until Alisson does one, two, three saves and Liverpool scores again, is this a performance you’re proud of?

Eric: Yes, yes, before the match even started I was already proud of my team, I am so proud of everyone and also of how we got here, the work we’ve done so far, and I think everybody should feel proud as well. Obviously we’re very sad now because we wanted to win but we have to look back at the amazing campaign we had so far, we weren’t able to cross the last line but the most important thing right now is the Premier League and trying to react the best way possible.

Interviewer: Thank you so much for speaking with us

Eric: Obrigado (thank you) SKDKEKSKSKS ❤️

until you can’t believe there was a moment you didn't think they were.

honestly i look up to tom holland’s version of spider-man because i too really want to date zendaya

do one with winks. he gets drunk and he acts like childish, his girlfriend tries to make him to change his clothes and tuck him in bed but it's not that easy haha. I need more winksy in my life

You’re picking him up from a club and driving him home and god if that wasn’t difficult enough with him constantly touching you, trying to curl up on you as you navigated the streets, but getting him out of his clothes for bed was a whole other level. He’d giggle and pull on your shirt as you tried to undo the buttons of his shirt, he’d refuse to sit still as you tried to untie his shoes and he’d make flirty comments followed by ‘I have a girlfriend’ as you tried to undo his belt. And when you finally got him undressed for bed he’s pulling you in with him ‘come lie with me’ in a singsong voice surrounding you.