Damn, I Really Do Love How Realistic The Family Dynamics In Blue Lock Are And It’s Been Such An Unexpected

Damn you Eurylochus! Why did you have to try to be a good friend!

*sobbing in a corner by myself* why!?

REVISED, POST-THUNDER VERSION:

EURYLOCHUS: “Hey Captain, I’m worried about how since we got that bag you’ve…you know…stopped sleeping? I was thinking maybe I should take a turn so you can…Captain? Hello?”

ODYSSEUS: (turns to him excitedly) “Penelope?”

EURYLOCHUS: (taking a step back) “Um, no, sir, it’s just me.” (looks closer) “By the Gods, man, you look awful!”

ODYSSEUS: (hallucinating like no tomorrow) “I can’t wait to make some new memories!”

EURYLOCHUS: “Yeah, we’re all excited to get home. Listen. Captain. You really need some sleep.”

ODYSSEUS: “Telemachus!” (tries to hug him)

EURYLOCHUS: (dodges) “Captain, can you even hear me right now?”

ODYSSEUS: “Time for me to be the father I never was.”

EURYLOCHUS: “Captain! Snap out of it!”

ODYSSEUS: “Why are my eyes and my heart and my soul so heavy?”

EURYLOCHUS: “Because you haven’t slept in nine days. That’s it, this is ridiculous. I’ll watch the bag, you go rest.”

ODYSSEUS: “I keep on trying to embrace you both, why won’t you let me?”

EURYLOCHUS: (in frustration) “Captain, this is stupid! It’s been nine days. A man can’t function without sleep. You should have shared these duties from the start!”

ODYSSEUS: (raving) “So much has changed, but I’m the same.” (flinging his arms around EURYLOCHUS)

EURYLOCHUS: “No, you’re not! You’re a mess! You’re killing yourself! Over this damn bag!” (he kicks the BAG angrily down the deck) “And why? Because some god told you to? The gods are dangerous, Ody!”

ODYSSEUS: (muttering incoherently) “I’m the same…”

EURYLOCHUS: “For all you know, Aeolus was lying to you! Playing with your head just to see what you’d do! I bet there’s nothing even in this bag! This is all a game to them. I bet it’s empty!” (eases ODYSSEUS down onto the deck) “I’m putting an end to this. Now.” (walks to the BAG and picks it up) “Before someone gets hurt.” (opens the BAG)

(The STORM suddenly rages.)

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

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I actually legitimately think the only reason the creator of Blue Lock has the gayest characters imaginable is because he hates women that much.

Like no joke.

With the way he treats female characters as walking fanservice/ sex machines, and that creepy ass sexual assault manga he's working on, it just seems like he's Light Yagami.

You know. You're gay because you love men. I'm gay because I hate women. We are not the same.

I mean the only reason I can tolerate it is because Blue Lock by definition has very few female characters for him to victimize. And I am compelled by deranged gay soccer.

But I know the gay love stems purely from the misogyny.

haikyuu:

teamwork. overcoming differences. high school daily life. friendship and camaraderie. individualism. humor. crushes. teasing your teammates. old men coaches with rivalries. girls are there sometimes. travel. the importance of family. the triumph of earning your dreams.

bluelock:

seclusion. your family will never look at you the same. paranoia. homogeneity. tentative alliances. soulmates. betrayal. not a single girl in the vicinity. loneliness beyond understanding. being an asshole to your teammates. stifled joy. differences as a weakness. your individual dream will crush everyone, including those you care about. no redemption. what does it mean to stand on top of the world, alone? vector from despicable me is there.

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YES! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FANTASTIC FANART, THIS SHIP IS AMAZING AND MORE PEOPLE NEEDS TO SEE THE VISION WITH DOES TWO TOGETHER!

So I came across a fanfic that had them listed as a background couple. And let me tell you, my third eye was opened and I saw the vision, and I need everyone else to see it too.

Shout out to the one English fic that has them as the focus, you’ve fed me.

Something interesting that I found out while reading the first light Novel is Bachira calls his mother by her first name, and not ‘Mom’ , it could be a translation thing but I like the idea that she prefers it that way.

how much greek mythology do you know?

(for ichiruki month 2023 day 8: fairest)