Ive Been Saying !!

i know this is the bare minimum to be expected of any decent person at this point BUT if it has marc platt shaking cryig throwing up then it's a great W for all of us

his mom too. i hope theyre having the worst day imaginable and make an even whinier post than the "dada left his family all alone to go scold an actress" one and they get dunked on even harder. amen <3

theyre inventing the opposite of ozempic that actually makes you happy. and theyre calling it yummy foods and treats

it’s fine. it’s all good

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by Zinaida Serebriakova

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

we're going to abolish skinny people so everybody just get ready for that

By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!

new archiological evidence suggests homo neanderthalensis could form healthy polycules up to 15 members