Strawberrybakura - Weed Is For Girls

theyre inventing the opposite of ozempic that actually makes you happy. and theyre calling it yummy foods and treats

stop eating turkish delight with the witch in white and come eat hummus with mr. tumnus

Beth Ditto in Dazed Magazine wearing Marc Jacobs Spring ‘16

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

new archiological evidence suggests homo neanderthalensis could form healthy polycules up to 15 members

its piggy dog hour

if you have red hair and green eyes and you wear a black turtleneck and grey pants and a grey coat and black glasses and a funny little black beret please hmu immediately so I can [THIS PORTION OF THE TRANSMISSION HAS BEEN REDACTED DUE TO SEXUAL OBSCENITY]

White Hair and Trauma Brawl Round 1; Poll 13

remember, voting is based on trauma, swag, and favoritism!!

trauma and propaganda under the cut!

Trauma! 

Toi: As a young child (think about 6 years old), Toi's twin brother Ryui was selected by the Shiramitsu family to be the host for their family angel. However, being identical twins at the time, Toi and Ryui often switched places and in this instance, their family did not believe Toi when he told them he was not Ryui and thus, went through the process of becoming the host for this angel. The process involved being locked in an underground cell for a week with no food or water until the angel deemed the vessel worthy enough for them. Toi lasted about half a week before succumbing and being possessed, and now knows that the angel is dead and has been replaced by a being Toi calls "Aa-chama". 

Bakura: Grew up in a tiny impoverished village of 'bandits' who had little choice other than theft to continue surviving. When he was still a child (no older than ten imo though its not directly stated, this is my judgement based on his appearance in the scene) everyone he knew was ritually murdered and their blood, bone, and flesh were all mixed into gold to create seven magical items with which the royalty and high priests of Egypt could continue to rule by summoning monsters via dark magic. 

Propaganda!

Toi:  Toi is actually pretty chill most of the time, he is obsessed with another member of HAMA House, Chihiro, and frequently enables people into tormenting his twin brother (encouraged Nagi to tickle Ryui when everyone got drunk at the end of the main story). Has proved his wroth to Aa-chama in his feature event as well, using Aa-chama's powers to literally avoid getting frostbite and dying by just committing mass apoptosis of his cells. 

Bakura: “my man shows up at the pharaohs palace wearing all the pharaohs dead dads jewelery and carting the pharaohs dead dads sarcophagus around and says 'fuck you, that magic necklace is made of my dead family i can desecrate your dead family all i want' and when everyone tries to deny it he does his very best to kill everyone who has ever touched the various magical items made of his dead family. his soul is a giant white snake with wings which steadily becomes a big buff demon guy the more powered by rage he gets. hes on his vengeance grind. i think he would like fresh fruit and painting if they were things he could try but unfortunately circumstances and evil gods interrupt these options quite badly”

“I feel like being the soul survivor of a genocide gives you the win here”