Latest Posts by strawberryroses3929 - Page 5

Please don't look at my half eaten jeans, I got into a fight with a cannibalistic patch of denim

Kaito is, in fact, not a Virgo

i am going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health and relationships* rewatch the exile arc again

Me: my hands are dry

House: chemical imbalance due to lack of ants ingested, you have tapeworms and you'll die in two days if we don't treat you for malaria

these chapters are super hard to write because they keep making me sad. i had to veto some of my of plans because it was just too depressing for me to handle right now >_> good news though! YAOI 🤍

this is from chapter 14 btw

When somebody walks in on you watching House MD and asks why you're laughing so much when they're literally discussing why a kid just went blind and you have to awkwardly explain to them that you're actually laughing because House is going through drug withdrawals and it's funny because he's so fucked up or soemthing

List of quotes that show up every House MD episode, as far as I can tell

"they're seizing" (any doctor to anybody)

"Where is my golden retriever male wife" (House to anybody)

"something sexist or racist or both" (again, House to anybody)

"you're a terrible person" (anybody to House)

"I'm sick of this goddamned fucking stupid ass malpractice mansplaining kind of masochistic anti-mirth show" (me to my overworked and sweating tv, I can see the fear in its digital eyes)

Raises my hand in fear (with a bit of masochism sprinkled in)

Also seven episodes in, pretty sure that Wilson follows House around because he secretly has beef jerky in his pockets and Wilson is trying to nab it when he looks away. Also explains why Wilson gets so close to him and openly salivates when they're in the same room

Hey folks I’m watching House. I’m about 7 episodes in. When will they explain why Wilson follows House around like the specter of a dead wife determined to keep her widowed husband interested in living?

House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie

if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

Might write a fanfiction based on this but I'm in the middle of a motivation drought right now :((

Yo bro do we fw the headcanon of Xavier liking Jason prior to finding out he was a spy. (As, you can tell I am normal about this headcanon *wink*)

OH I DEFINITELY FW IT 🤭🤭🤭🤭

Whether you mean this in a ship way or not I THINK ITD BE VERY CUTE TO SEE XAVIER TAKING A PARTICULAR LIKING TO JASON Either right off the bat from Jason being recruited as an acorn knight or over a little bit of time WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN JASON GETTING PROMOTED SO QUICKLY (or at least to the viewer pretty quickly??)

Also getting invited to a sleepover at the King’s house after getting made only a buddy?? Surely there’s some favoritism underneath this

Such a silly reformed tyrant <3

Look at this precious ex dictator

My favorite little man

Tomorrow's the series final for one of the best/favorite cartoon's, Craig of the creek ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Thank you to Matt Burnett & Ben Levin, The Creek Crew, and all those involved for making one of the best shows of the late 2010's to early 2020's 🌳💕

My art would not be where it is without this series and I'm thankful for it everyday 🩷🌳🫂🌳🩷

Yeah

KOKICHI OUMA COMPREHENSIVE CHARACTER ANALYSIS BELOW

he did all that cause he thought it'd be funny

YAYYYY I LOVE THIS SO FAR AND IM REALLY EXCITED TO READ THE NEXT PARTS

also hearts for the artstyle, it's really cute <33

Chapter 1. I’m shaking. Writing is not my skill unless it has something to do with actually coming up with something.

Short story short this whole fanfic is basically how I imagine how would Violet show up, but first we need the story to begin like one. So here chapter 1

Chapter 2 is finished but I need to draw some scenes

FORGIVE MY ENGLISH

The Peris Ravenell Post: why you should read Keys Are People Too for this soggy excuse of a man

This is a lengthy post, which is why I added the… thingy, whatever it’s called… but I promise promise it’s entertaining and it also took me like two days to put together when I’m supposed to be writing Chapter 120. That chapter’s sad, okay, I need to get out the feels by bullying Ravenell some, aight.

I recommend at least scrolling through. Especially if you know nothing about Keys Are People, Too. And also if you do.

Okay, first things first:

THIS IS WHAT PERIS RAVENELL FROM KEYS ARE PEOPLE TOO LOOKS LIKE, OKAY

I have tried to draw him on a multitude of occasions and it's given people misconceptions. He does NOT look like Abraham Lincoln, he does NOT look like a twink, he is NOT a himbo. He's just a stupid perpetually bewildered man. AND THIS IS THE ALWAYS AND FOREVER REFERENCE FOR HIS APPEARANCE

Ok thanks. NOW:

If y'all are on the fence about reading Keys Are People Too PLEASE, READ IT FOR THIS MAN

I HAVE A LIST OF REASONS FOR WHY HE IS THE BEST WORST

Reason 1: He Has Iconic Moments

This man is the most stupid, inconvenient man to ever exist. He is perpetually confused and perpetually confusing. The worst part is he wasn’t even supposed to be, he was supposed to be a background character without hardly any substance. Well he’s still gossamer, in ways, but he has also muscled his way into the plot for no reason other than to DRIVE CHASE CRAZY and provide a character foil to… *checks notes* is this supposed to say “the monkey”???

Someone (me) is unable to track these down at the moment so check the comments for iconic moments (comment your favorite Ravenell moments do my dirty work pleeeease)

Reason 2: We Love To Roast Him

So if you’re in the fan server or the AO3 comments you might not understand this completely, so let me indoctrinate you into the objective best view of Peris Ravenell: in that he is a pathetic, wimpy, soggy man and we love him for it. He doesn’t know how to dance. He doesn’t know how to cook. If his wife actually liked them they would be the epitome of girlboss/boyfailure. He’s like if margarine was a man. “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better.” Except one look at him and it’s very easy to believe.

These are so easy to rattle off. I could go for hours.

And screw you, maybe I will.

So... yeah. It's the funniest thing ever. That is in fact, fact.

Reason 3: We Ship Him With Tree Guy From "Love Between the Christmas Trees"

If you have not read “Love Between the Christmas Trees” by proseburia on AO3, you are missing out. Not only is it a very well written and funny story, it includes Ravenell’s one, always and forever love, Tree Guy.

His name is Nick. We don’t call him Nick.

Prose’s story revolves around Chase and Deacon going into a Hallmark movie style book, in which they meet Chase’s character’s love interest, Tree Guy—a lumberjack who loves all things to do with Christmas and his hometown. Like Ravenell, Tree Guy is so straight he can hardly turn corners.

Naturally this means we head-canon them as secretly in love forever and ever, the bromance of the century, a duo so dynamic NASA wants to study it.

I even started making fanart of them, but… I stopped. Because I got lazy.

*REMEMBER, RAVENELL DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THIS! HE LOOKS LIKE THE FIRST IMAGE IN THIS POST! DO NOT TRUST ANY OF MY OTHER ART LMFAO

The name for this incredible, very valid ship is Sap Duo. They are called this because tree sap, and also Ravenell as a person is sappy. It’s perfect. They’re perfect. I know.

Also, here’s a link to Prose’s story, if you wanna go read it :3

Reason 4️⃣: He Has Fanart (that Mari made)

Lul. Look at this guy.

Reason 5: The Monkey

Ravenell’s number one nemesis in Keys Are People, Too is a monkey by the name of Jaabu that belongs to Buddy’s character, Lady Spicula. Jaabu hates the duke for no discernible reason and will go to any length to wound the duke’s pride (and sometimes just wound him in general), out of apparent personal enjoyment. She also often seems to embody the audience in their frequent desire to throttle Ravenell, so I’ve been told. (I think it’s loving?)

I illustrated a very good, very effortful depiction of the two’s usual relationship. Please view below. I’m not responding to hate mail for emotional damage over the sheer beauty of this artistic rendition. Please forward it to Jai, they wrote In Sepia after all.

Reason 6: He Is On The UQuiz For Princes (that Mari also made)

A quiz for canon Cinderella Boy Princes… and also one non-canon duke-failure!

Pretty on the nose.

She has also made fanfiction for that man, which is what the illustration is from. I… don’t know if she’s okay.

Reason 7: Flavenell

That’s it that’s the section. @lilliferwashere this one’s for u

Reason 8: He Has Good (?) Reviews

⭐️⭐️⭐️ "3/5 man. Good at fighting, probably, but bad with women most of the time. Very troubled man, so I can't give him too low of a score. That feels too mean. Monkeys are really drawn to him for some reason though and that just seems like a health hazard. To him, mostly" - @leejeann (author of So Shaped By the Chances, Viva La Short King, Notable Anti-Fluddy-er)

⭐️⭐️⭐️"Arrived soggy. Extra star for freeing the slaves — oh wait no that’s Lincoln. Well a four score or better is outta reach for Dukey. Mediocre at best." - @theautumndream (author of A Glitch Apart, Wanted For Several Photoshop Crimes, Lowkey Likenapple)

⭐️⭐️⭐️ "3/5 stars: I broke my leg and he started crying. He was so focused on how much it hurt him emotionally I forgot I was hurt and carried him back to the castle" - @mysteriousmonty (Also Finny (Allegedly), Bookbinding Enthusiast, Art Challenge Perpetuator

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "5/5 stars: I love him dearly. He's an absolute mess. I hope to get him a job where his actions affect absolutely nothing and no one where he also feels fulfilled." - @jaistashu (author of [Redacted for emotional damage] and some other ones, Certified To Know Your Stuff Better Than You Do, An Honest-to-God Baja Blast To Be Around)

⭐️⭐️⭐️ "In my opinion, he’s just A Guy™. His personality is very wet feeling, but it’s not bad. He tries his best, but he’s also a little… dumb, sometimes. He’s not the most intelligent, as in he has little common sense, but he is trying his best, which I appreciate. Peris Ravenell is a fantastically written character, and I appreciate him and his endless trying his best. He was quick to change his wording to include woman. I very much appreciate that. His upbringing wasn’t the greatest, and I understand that. He’s trying to navigate life without a proper parental relationship. He’s thrown into the world of royalty and dukedom very quickly, and he’s trying his best to navigate it. He’s a mess, albeit a wet mess, but he’s trying, and I appreciate that. Minus two stars for being an uncle’s boy." - @spookieee28 (author of Bed Bath and Hbeyond, Four Theorist, Donut)*

⭐️ "Overscoring him will only make you disappointed. You need to know that his appeal is not in how great he is. He's just a guy in the wrong genre. He's not a hero, he's just a mess. If someone got isekai'd into a murder mystery they had no brains or courage to solve. He just wants to be at the end of the book. He wants everything to be lovely without any effort. And he deserves it. He was born to be everyone's favorite useless uncle. The butt of family jokes but he loves the affection. Like watering the ugliest plant you've ever seen. 1 of 5 Stars. Would you recommend him? Yes." - @xiaomao-ai-wo (author of Unallied Queens, Sticky Note Enthusiast, Either Stalter Or Waldrorf We Aren't Sure)**

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "Duke Peris “Dukey” Ravenell review:

Duke score: 2/5

He kinda sucks at it. Mostly stands around waiting for Galeus to tell him what to do I think?

Guy score: 5/5

Put this man in a JAR so that I may study him. Simultaneously a carefree goofball and the soppiest, saddest man to have ever existed. Just trying to have a nice time due to being born in Nice Time Land but The Horrors won’t let him. A little misogynistic with it but he pays for his crimes with monkey torture.

Overall score: 4/5" - @proseburia (author of Love Between the Christmas Trees, Lab Rat in Training, Sap Duo Shipper)

⭐️ “Peris Ravenell is as suspicious as a [REDACTED] and just as [REDACTED]. Overly clingy and also overly needy of compliments and acknowledgement. A follower, not a leader. No ability to read a room. At all. Whatsoever. Makes little attempt to think for himself and no attempt to [REDACTED]. Leaves that for [REDACTED] and then wonders why [REDACTED]. Likes [REDACTED], has a temper at times, has a weird thing about [REDACTED]. Enjoys [REDACTED] just to [REDACTED] (they'd already [REDACTED]). Extremely loathed by middle aged etiquette teachers and monkeys. Little man who wants to be a big man when he grows up. 1 star out of 5.” - Shadows_Mirror (author of like half the CB fanfiction on AO3, Registered Dukey Hater, Was Not Told She Could Not Include Spoilers)

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I want to put this sopping wet beanie baby of a man under a microscope and study him. I hate him and I love him and I hate that I can’t decide which one it is. 5/5” - @lilliferwashere (author of Sunshine and Saccharin, Fluddy’s True Love, Pigeon Handmaid)

*"Canonically married to Deacon" she says. Uh huh.

**It should be noted that both Mari's name and profile picture on Discord are about Duke Ravenell.

In Conclusion

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XOXO, Inco

why did I just watch a man kiss a shovel with tongue. I thought this was a kids show. There was a line of spit and everything.

bbbBANGER COMIC I LOVE THIS

I think im cooking but im actually not

SPOILER ALERT!!

dont mind the random template changes its still early in the dumb comic so im trying to figure out how to MAKE one still kinda…

YAYYY YAY THE COLORS AND EVERYTHING AND AHHH

‘let’s run and break away, this hall’s doomed anyway!’

hiii hello hello! i’ve had this idea for a looong while.. lower ones eyes is one of my favorite songs of all time and luckduo is one of my favorite things of all time. so. you know! plus i’ve had this jacob design stuck in my mind for a long time:,3 happy luckduo!

Streamed today [ HERE ] and drew some great stuff including the best image one could ever draw in their life. Eggman Junko and Metal sonic Monokuma. 😈 You really missed out if you didn't catch this art live so you should follow me on twitch so you wont miss future streams 🎉✨

AAAHH

am feeling a lil gay tonight

O Sol e a Lua Cinderella boy animatic

This is my first animatic, I do plan on making more in the future.

I started this in late September and didnt finish until early January so there is some minor art style changes lol (I was planning on redoing some panels but never got around to it)

I hope you all enjoy watching this as much as I did making it ❤️

you think kindness doesn't exist you fucking pathetic nihilist? how about you look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? what do you think now? asshole

hey guys!

i made a luckduo edit using my own art :D

and heres the full art !

the song used in the edit (and what inspired the art) is Boot It !

im not much of a niji fan i just like the song :]

No i'm totally not stressed and worried and terrified about the state of the world haha - couldn't be me! *listens to Trina's song on repeat*