The He/they Gender Thief

In your Addison lore it shows that Addison chicks get pigmentation the more they grow, but Spamton never really develop his pigmentation. Is he a rare case or are there other white addisons.

i have a couple thoughts about this! i had the idea that spamton somehow was left to go out in the world too early, and since he didn’t know how to properly advertise yet he couldn’t sell things and make money, which is part of an addisons diet. addisons live off of light, but they need payment to stay healthy, they don’t actually digest money it’s probably some part of their cybernetics and transactions of money power their inner workings

if spammy left home too early and couldnt sell things properly, he would have a deficiency of this important part of an addisons diet and have stunted growth and color, causing him to be a little shorter than the other addisons as well as staying hatchling white, which only made his ability to sell products worse (people are attracted to brightly colored flashy addisons, not a plain white one). also this could explain why spamton is so obsessed with making money, since he has an unintentional craving to get the proper stuff he needs to grow. this probably is rare in addisons but not unheard of, there are definitely a few other white addisons around.

(also for an angst possibility, maybe he got abandoned and left to fend for himself too early on purpose? :[[ )

also, this could just be a random color mutation unrelated to going out in the world too early that makes addisons less successful at selling cuz they would be less flashy, and it’s rarer since it actually causes them trouble at their job. but i like the money malnutrition better

SECRET BOIS DOODLES

Banner! Do you have any good recommendations for some small people. Very short people

"A booster seat?" The voice on the line snickers, clearly pleased by their own joke- much less so by the figure with them, as a bit of a fight breaks out from the speaker.

Many things seem to be tossed around. Something collides with something else- fragile, probably, guessing by the crash. There's quite a bit of bickering, before the line is picked up again.

"Sorry! So- so sorry, sorry," Banner gasps, forcing a stained smile from behind the phone. "That was a joke. A joke. If you're looking for down-sized apparel, I could introduce you to our infant's selection-"

There's a loud resounding crash, and a yelp from the speakers. Oh dear, The line is quickly cut.

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at first i was on team “spamton dies after the neo fight” but i cannot deny the comedic possibilities that come with him sticking around as a glasses ghost

(Source: me on twitter)

*Though, this really only applies to more smaller tasks (such as doing the dishes). Giving very specific instructions for more complicated tasks can confuse and bewilder us more.

** And yes, ADHDers can take things literally too. Its not much of an issue for us as autistic folks though.

*drinks a gallon of milk in 6 minutes in order to gain superautism*

Cosplaying as each other

Hot take but I don’t think “Hetero” couples in fiction are boring actually I just think they’re boring because we see the same m/f couples every single time.

Allow me to elaborate:

Usually every m/f couple we see in media consists of two conventionally attractive, young, skinny, allosexual, cishet, gender conforming, often white people. And you can always see the relationship coming a mile away.

Imagine how much better it would feel if you saw more of THESE kinds of m/f couples in media:

Fat characters involved in the relationship, and not made into a joke

Disabled characters involved in the relationship, and not made into a joke

A man happily in love with a gnc or masculine woman

A woman happily in love with a gnc or feminine man

Bisexual or pansexual men and women in love with the opposite sex (and bi for bi, Pan for Pan couples)

A man happily in love with a trans woman

A woman happily in love with a trans man

Trans for trans m/f couples

Asexual and gray-sexual people in romantic relationships and being respected in those relationships

Two middle aged people entering a new relationship, with the same attention and slow burn and tension as any young pairing (because middle aged and elder people have love lives too, and can fall in love again even if they’ve been married before!! See Kane/Abby in the 100.)

More POC x POC relationships!

A man who stays at home and takes care of kids x a working woman who isn’t criticized for not being home enough

Supportive parents to queer kids

Punk/alternative/goth m/f couples and parents (bc I just think that’s cool)

Couples who get together and then realize they’re better as friends, and have a healthy breakup while staying super close (and not creating secret drama)

Neurodivergent people involved in the relationship (adhd/autistic men and women infodumping to their supportive partner... happy stimming after a cute interaction with their crush.. it’s just so good) and not made into a joke or infantilized!

BUFF STRONK WOMAN x LIDDOL MAN VERY IN LOVE WITH HIS WIFE

People who aren’t conventionally attractive in a loving relationship, and there isn’t any drama or weird side plot about “learning to love someone for what’s on the inside!!”

and so many more I could think of!!!

Just something to think on. (And remember, not all m/f couples are “hetero”. If you’re still saying “ew heteros!!” every time you see a straight couple, now is the time to stop.)

Zane is so baby girl for me because like. On the one hand KILL KILL MAIM BITE because honestly that man deserves to kill. On the other hand his appeal is that he’s literally the only nice one on the team. So every time I’m just like “Hurt/No Comfort 100k” but purely thoughts with that man

Zane stops everyone from doing bad things and then turns around and kills a guy. great moral compass for everyone else but epic fail moral compass for himself.

Zane: Kai, in our battle with Pythor you lit the roof on fire. You must be more careful not to seriously hurt anyone, even our enemies. Kai: Zane you killed someone two days ago. Zane: Ah yes, there is a simple explanation for why I am the exception. I am built different.