I feel like you’re one of the only people who truly understands my obsession with throat goat bratty bottom Lance so I’m just saying, that new pic Aston dropped of him modelling the new special Miami GP cap (if you go to their website you’ll know EXACTLY which one I mean 👀) is the PERFECT image of the flirty, slutty bedroom eyes he’d give as he’s sucking Fernando off 🫣☺️💚
This one?
YOU ARE SO SO RIGHT ANON!
This is 100% him looking up while giving Fernando the nastiest post race blow job…calmly waiting for him to call him a good boy. Looking up through his eyelashes like a sweet little angel…
Fernando responds by gripping the back of his head tighter and pulling him back to his cock, not before grinning and praising his good boy… “keep your eye on me cariño…”
Just another post of another f1 driver as animals
Lance Stroll dominance will never bore fans 💚
Ik ik it’s WAYYYYY to early to celebrate but
LANCE 6TH?!! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD IK MY GOATTTT 🐐🐐🙏🔥🗣️🗣️🙏🔥🗣️🙏🔥🗣️🙏🙏🙏
Honorable mention to Carlos dragging that Williams to first 😭😭🙏🙏🔥
casually dropping lesser known facts about himself:
- just visited Vancouver for the first time
- plans to go heliboarding/heli-skiing with lance
- worked as a driver coach as a side hustle growing up 🥺
Does anyone older than me want to have kind of a weird problematic thing going on
SAUDI ARABIAN GP'25 — april 20, 2025 (📸 Zak Mauger)
MIAMI GP'25 - may 1, 2025 (📸 Zak Mauger)
We mustn't forget that behind Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton was a Mercedes team that had no idea how to calm down in 2016. There were obvious things Lewis would do, like not say Nico's name in interviews and meetings - calling him "the other guy." Every team member could see that they never touched now, only the rare handshake. They also saw that they never reciprocated eye contact properly now too.
But there were things they did could not understand.
During team meetings, Nico would tell half an innocent anecdote and for some reason Lewis would be stormy for the rest of the weekend. And when Lewis inevitably do worse than expected in quali or the race, he would lose his patience and get angry at himself immensely. After a few more incidents, someone got Lewis to admit that Nico was referencing bits of their childhood.
An embarrassing 13 year old memory here, a moment of weakness from a 17 year old there.
Lewis did the same thing back to Nico but it didn't seem to get to him.
When Lewis saw Nico carry a mini box of Frosties around with him during Abu Dhabi, the final dance, he thought it was to mess with him too.
Now we know, he was wrong about that one.
no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself
March 21, 2025 - Shanghai, China Source: Zak Mauger/LAT Images