I Made The Mistake Of Rereading The Masterpiece Of 'You Don't Know Me' By The Angst Master @Ferisae Decided

Is no one going to talk about how good these boys are at dancing? I get that they do dance practice for their routines but these are some sick as breakdance moves that really have no place on the ice.

1990 Movie!Eddie: if you so much look at me wrong I will have a nervous breakdown

2019 Movie!Eddie: if you so much look at me wrong I will curse your motherfucking lineage how dare you look at me bitch I may be short but I’m full of so much fuxking rage that I can’t do anything but fly of the handles if I’m so much as threatened

found the best twitter 

You know it's true

Dipper and Mabel are going to be so fucking feral when they get back to their home. At first the thought was kind of funny - Mabel always tossing her grappling hook around or lugging around Waddles, and Dipper literally scrawling hundreds of symbols and runes onto his wall, just in case - but then it got sad really quick. Dipper being unable to go to sleep most nights, scared that Bill was going to find him at his most vulnerable. His parents having to adapt to the deep bags always lurking under his eyes and the way he would jump at any sudden movement. And his parents wouldn't get anything out of him most of the time, the boy so afraid that his parents might get caught up in the huge mess that was his and Mabel's summer; now their life. And sweet, kind, pacifist Mabel; who can now fight dirtier than the scum of the street. Although she hasn't outgrown her childish behaviour, she often lapses into solemn expressions and watches everyone closely; like something could happen at any moment. Like someone could hurt themselves or simply disappear. Their parents are confused and concerned when Mabel moves into Dipper's room - they had stopped sharing a room a few years ago - but Dipper can't sleep without knowing if Mabel's okay, or a comforting presence to wake up from his night terror's to, and Mabel can't wake up every morning to a zombie, rather than a brother. But Mr and Mrs Pines have raised those kids for twelve years, and they have always understood the two's needs, and have been more than prepared to be there for them, or to let them be. So they learn to make a bit more coffee in the morning, just in case Dipper has had a bad night. They learn to leave blankets out everywhere, in case one of the sleep-deprived twins crashes there for the night. They start to tread louder, so not to startle their kids, and they take to wearing the start bracelets, charms and symbols that their two kids all but force on them; anything for their kids to feel better, safer. And it begins to work. It takes months maybe years, but the family learns how to function. Grunkle Stan becomes a common part of their life, as well as the many other friends that the twins had made over their summer in Gravity Falls; Wendy and Soos stay for weekends whenever they can, and even Pacifica has visited once or twice, just to check up on them. So when Great-uncle Ford comes edging through the door, Mr and Mrs Pines just pulls out another chair and sets up another bed. They'll do anything to keep their babies safe, and if that means rolling with a few punches, their more than happy to do it.

Honestly though they transform so close to other people. In Jackady/SimonSayz when Adrien ducked into his bathroom to 'shower' I bet Nino was just standing outside shaking his head in shame. He can literally hear the bloody theme music and see the sparkles coming out from under the door, let alone not notice the yell of 'Plagg, transform me!' I like to think Nino spent most of that episode trying not to laugh as he watched Adrien make poor excuses just so he could run off and do his magical girl transformation with accompanying music.

While rewatching Miraculous Ladybug today I realised how poorly the children hide when they transform. Marinette jumped behind a wooden bench in a public park right by a fence in Climatika??? That’s not very genius hiding.

Now I’m all for the head cannon that the Miraculous have glamours to hide their identity, but I also like the idea of a Danny Phantom kind of scenario. Like literally every civilian KNOWS who Ladybug and Chat Noir are because they’ve seen them transform right in front of them when the kids think they’re hiding so cleverly in bloody plain sight on the street and just outside class.

However they don’t have the heart to tell the kids that they know as they try so hard to keep their identities hidden (it’s not their fault they’re not very aware of their surroundings), so instead everyone just…pretends they don’t know.

Shop owners will give Adrien and Marinette free products when they realise who they are, but Adrien waves them off as part of being famous and Marinette is too sweet to not believe their excuses of there being extra stock. Their teachers even give them slack when they come in with bags under their eyes after a late night of chasing an akuma.

Alya directs outsiders and tourists away from their identities by feeding the Lasyblog false information. The Parisians are very protective of their heroes.

So basically we just see the series from Marinette and occasionally Adrian’s view, in which they keep their identity safe. Meanwhile everyone around them are trying their best to support the two young teens as discreetly as possible.

Brian David Gilbert and Peter Nureyev have the exact same energy, only Brian is adopted by the gays whilst Peter IS gay, and Brian is Chaotic Fetal whilst Peter is Neutral Criminal

Me: *constantly worries about whether or not I'm truly bisexual*

Me: *Stresses about the fact that I could be enforcing a bisexual mindset upon myself out of a desire to be different*

Me: *Thinks about my sexuality WAY too often*

Me: *Finally asks friends about what they think about my sexuality from an outsiders point of view*

Friends: Lmao we thought you were either lesbian or bisexual as hell as soon as you stepped foot into this group. You're so gay at times we're all surprised you don't spew rainbows.

FUCKING ARTHUR

earlier, someone posted this picture:

so naturally -

ARTHUR GET DOWN FROM THERE

I SAID “GET DOWN” NOT “FUCK WITH BIRDS” STOP FUCKING WITH BIRDS ARTHUR

this is somewhat acceptable

“NO.  NO DANCING ALLOWED IN LOCKER ROOMS.”

RUN, ARTHUR, RUN!!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

…eh.  business as usual.

“DUMBLEDORE YOU FUCK YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY IT FUCKING CALMLY”

“HOLY FUCKING SHIT I’M ON FIRE”

“MERLIN YOU USELESS AGLET FUCKING HELP ME”

Ok so I know Ron was all like “thank goodness you inherited your mother’s brains”  so now everyone’s sort of like “oh Rose Weasley she’s the girl and she’s smart so she’ll be just like Hermione.”  and its like ok, that’s good BUT

what if she inherited her mothers brains but also inherited her fathers personality?  So yes, she does know the counter curse that would easily take down that jerk of a 3 rd year that keeps picking on her BUT kicking him in the teeth is way more fun/effective.  Or like she’s studying for a test and Albus is having a crap day so she just tosses her textbook in the air and is like “let’s play chess or sneak out or whatever.” And she ends up failing the test the next day but is all like “lol whatever I can make it up later” OR EVEN BETTER-

Scorpius:  People keep picking on me because my dad was a Death Eater.

Rose: Kill them.

Scorpius: Rose no.

Rose:  *stands up* Fine, I’ll kill them.

Scorpius: roSE NO.

Cartoon Network/Nicktoons redesigns I did last year